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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 03:13 am

And some people are well bonkers, nay barking mad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7889890.stm?lss
smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 08:37 am
Suspendy's quite right...

I like trumps - I trump when I laugh (not everytime and discretely). I've been dragged up to say trump, we would never say fart in our 'ouse - that's too posh.

In fact the first horse I ever backed was called 'J Trump', I'm sure it won...
we all thought the name was very amusing, and only backed it for the 'trump'.

We are recruiting btw - anybody interested? Go to the DWP website, 80 jobs, ours is the only growth industry. Could say loads more, but we all know how bad it is out there.


smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 08:38 am
That 'discretely' doesn't look right.

I've been to IKEA, and that's all I've got to say on the matter - unless pushed.

x
smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 08:40 am
@McTag,
How does she wipe her arse?


Hi PQ, long time no read, are you well?

x
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 11:14 am
@smorgs,
Hope, you got a Valentine rose there (that's what you'd got here).

Otherwise, share this bouquet with Queenie ...

http://www.flowerduet.com/large_flower_pictures/summer-rose-bouquet_lg.jpg
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 11:27 am
@smorgs,
Quote:
In fact the first horse I ever backed was called 'J Trump', I'm sure it won...
we all thought the name was very amusing, and only backed it for the 'trump'.


Jay Trump won the Grand National in 1965 at 100 to 6. It was the first American bred horse ever to do so. On its return to the US it was made Knight Commander of the Order of Fast Farters.

I know a lady who has not the slightest interest in current affairs who watches Sky News whenever Anna Botting is reading it.

The funniest trumps are those which are produced by someone asleep. I have a theory that the human race discovered a sense of humour in a cave full of trumping fatties who were sleeping off eating a few pounds of reindeer steaks. Self consciousness following shortly thereafter.

You should have been around for Queenie's confession smorgsie. If you click on her username it's easy to find.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 02:49 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Thank you Walter!

Happy valentines day everyone!
I got one card, which was a joke from my flatmate so it definitely doesn't count. It says 'valentine, I'm having a party in my pants and you're invited.' Hmmm. Confused

Smorgsy:
Yeah... I've been here, where have you been? Hope you are well love xxx
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 04:22 pm

Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum
You came along, and everything started to hum
But it's an even bet, the best is yet to come....



Anyone else see Tony Bennett on TV this evening? Classier than classy.
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 04:31 pm
@McTag,
I saw him Mac for just as long as it took me to grab the remote.
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 03:39 am
@smorgs,

Quote:
How does she wipe her arse?


With the greatest of difficulty, or not very well, or with the help of a very good friends.

Or maybe those whom the fairies have taken for their own, like Spendy for example, don't defecate like the rest of us.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 09:33 am
@McTag,
Out of the tree of life...

I saw it!

Song was in my head for ages.

He had (has) a great face.

1965 eh? I was 8 years old, no wonder I found the trump bit amusing. Just been round to Eunice's to complete her application form, which was difficult surrounded by screaming kids and the smell of Sunday dinner.

Thanks for the flowers Walter. I did get a Valentines card and some red roses, which are now in a plastic jug on the windowsill in the kitchen - where I spend most of my free time - so much for romance. Still, at least I can amuse myself by trumping at the sink.

You know when you trump in bed and 'waft' the duvet?

How come it's called a dutch oven, or is that something I made up?

Emailed Newsnight - not had a reply, the cheek, what do I pay the licence fee for?

x
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 02:00 pm
@smorgs,
What did you email Newsnight about?
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 02:08 pm
@spendius,

Spendius wrote:
I saw him Mac for just as long as it took me to grab the remote.


I feel a dusty reply coming on. I must chide him.

Jazz and the jazz-influenced popular song is the only art form invented in the USA, and Tony Bennett is one of the most important exponents of the art.
Whether or not you care for the singing, it is worth noting the importance of Tony Bennett's work, and the status he is accorded by some of the foremost authorities in the US.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 04:14 pm
@smorgs,

Dutch oven?

During the late 1600s the Dutch system of producing these cast metal cooking vessels was more advanced than the English system. The Dutch used dry sand to make their molds, giving their pots a smoother surface. Consequently, metal cooking vessels produced in the Netherlands were imported into Britain. In 1704, an Englishman named Abraham Darby decided to go to the Netherlands to observe the Dutch system for making these cooking vessels. Four years later, back in England, Darby patented a casting procedure similar to the Dutch process and began to produce cast metal cooking vessels for Britain and her new American Colonies. It is possible that because Darby’s patent was based upon his research into the Dutch foundry system that the cooking vessels he produced came to be referred to as “Dutch” ovens. Other researchers believe that this term may have come from the itinerant Dutch traders who sold cooking vessels out of their wagons as they traveled from town to town and door to door. Maybe both accounts are true. In any event, the term “Dutch oven” has endured for over 300 years. (Dutch Ovens Chronicled 3-4)

Modern Dutch ovens designed for use on the cooktop or in the oven are typically smooth-bottomed. Two French manufacturers of enameled Dutch ovens, Le Creuset and Le Chasseur, refer to their ovens as "French ovens", or in the UK as "casserole dishes". Some older styles, such as the unglazed ovens by Lodge, CampChef, and Wagner, retain the bale handle, while others, such as the enameled versions by Staub, Sante, and le Creuset, have two loop handles. Modern ovens may also be made of thick cast aluminum or ceramic.

America's most prominent Dutch oven manufacturer, Lodge, was founded in 1896 and is located in South Pittsburg, Tennessee.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 05:38 pm
@smorgs,

Dutch oven (penny slowly dropping) a pot with a tight-fitting lid, to seal in the flavour?

You'd need to have a very depraved mind to make that one up.

Figures.
smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 02:39 am
@McTag,
Why thank you!

I'm most flattered.

x
The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 08:03 am
˙ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ oʇ pǝʌoɯ ǝʌ,ı ¡suoʇıɹq oןןǝɥ
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 12:14 pm
@The Pentacle Queen,
I disagree. Respectfully of course.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 01:15 pm
I just read the Greenwich Council used crushed glass to tread icy roads.

Only 20 cyclists complained ... because they got flat tyres.
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 01:35 pm
@Walter Hinteler,

So it was not-very-well-crushed glass?
Seems a bit drastic.
And most broken glass pieces (if they're not well crushed) have two parallel smooth faces, so you wouldn't think it likely to be of much use to counter sliding.
Ever tried to walk on a heap of broken glass? (I have, I come from Glasgow)
You slide.

Congratulations to Walter for knowing how to spell tyre.
 

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