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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 03:07 am
McTag wrote:
The second-last ship out was the Polish barque Dar Mlodziezy which we call Darn ma Jersey, followed by Christian Radich ...


Isn't the Dar Mlodzienzy a full rigged ship like the Christian Radich?
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 03:32 am
Mac quoted-

Quote:
-"Well you haven't got a housing problem, have you, you've got a family planning problem, or a self-restraint problem"


Maybe the lass has those problems but what about the five kids?

Is Ms Abbott a fascist? Did the audience not cringe Mac?
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 03:43 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
McTag wrote:
The second-last ship out was the Polish barque Dar Mlodziezy which we call Darn ma Jersey, followed by Christian Radich ...


Isn't the Dar Mlodzienzy a full rigged ship like the Christian Radich?


Yes she is, sorry. In my effort to get my joke in, I miss-spoke.

Walter, your barque is worse than your bight.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 03:57 am
spendius wrote:
Mac quoted-

Quote:
-"Well you haven't got a housing problem, have you, you've got a family planning problem, or a self-restraint problem"


Maybe the lass has those problems but what about the five kids?

Is Ms Abbott a fascist? Did the audience not cringe Mac?


Socialist, left of centre. It was surprising to hear, but ties in with some of what we have been hearing from her party in the past few days, namely that the compensation element of the Welfare State is to be comprehensively overhauled.

Bad news in South Wales, and Glasgow Eastlands.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 04:26 am
They are the party of the workers aren't they so getting everybody's nose to the grindstone will boost the economy and reflect well upon their leadership.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 06:14 am
Quote:
Private life
Diane Abbott married David Thompson, an architect from Ghana, in 1991 and divorced in 1993; she has one son from that marriage. Abbott chose as her son's godfather Jonathan Aitken, who had been her boss at TV-am and subsequently her 'pair' in divisions in the house. Her decision to send her son to the private £10,000 a year City of London School, which she herself described as "indefensible", caused controversy and was seen by many as hypocritical not least because she had previously criticised Tony Blair and Harriet Harman for sending their children to selective state schools. Fellow Labour MP Brian Sedgemore condemned Abbott for the "hurt and harm she had caused to local people in Hackney" who didn't have the means to make a similar choice. Sedgmore criticised the impact such a decision had on parents, children and teachers in the constituency and concluded that Abbott would "never be taken seriously again".


Controversies

Allegation of racism against white nurses
In 1996 Abbott was accused of racism when she suggested that "blonde, blue-eyed Finnish girls" in her local hospital in West London were unsuitable as nurses because they "may never have met a black person before". Conservative MP Ian Bruce stated that he had "never heard such racist rubbish from a Member of Parliament in recent years". Moreover, Abbott was also accused of ignorance, as most Finnish people are neither blonde nor blue eyed; it also later emerged that one of the Finnish nurses was in fact black. Abbott apologised for her remarks.


Failure to declare earnings
In 2004 following a complaint made by Andrew Rosindell MP, Abbott was investigated by the Committee on Standards and Privileges regarding payment she had received from the BBC. They found she had failed to declare earnings £17,300 on the Register of Members Interests which had been received for appearances on the television programme "This Week". The Committee upheld the complaint and forced Abbott to apologise to the House.


Plonkerdom eh Mac?
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 07:04 am
Inconsistent at the very least.

Diane Abbott and Jonathan Aitken eh. Whooda thunkit even remotely possible.

Okay now I've really got to cut the grass.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 09:54 am
Well do you know what?

When I went out to cut the grass there was a very fine drizzle falling, so I didn't get the electric mower out, I did some weeding instead.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 05:44 pm
I was driving down the M6 today, by down I mean going south, and I suddenly saw an overhead gantry light up. When I got nearer I could see it read "M6 CLOSED Junc 10 to 12 A"

It was of little interest to me as I was just taking a short-cut, the rat run the local rag calls short-cuts, but it struck me that a Scottish truck driver with n thousand bottles of whisky bound for the continent and booked on the ferry at 22.00 hrs might ponder the message.

What would you have done Mac given that you were 90 minutes from the incident, busting for a piss and the tacho had 2 hours to go.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 08:21 pm
I thought that spendi said that he gave up his license when he reached 70.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2008 11:30 pm
spendius wrote:
I was driving down the M6 today, by down I mean going south, and I suddenly saw an overhead gantry light up. When I got nearer I could see it read "M6 CLOSED Junc 10 to 12 A"

It was of little interest to me as I was just taking a short-cut, the rat run the local rag calls short-cuts, but it struck me that a Scottish truck driver with n thousand bottles of whisky bound for the continent and booked on the ferry at 22.00 hrs might ponder the message.

What would you have done Mac given that you were 90 minutes from the incident, busting for a piss and the tacho had 2 hours to go.


I didn't know you lived near the M6, Spendy. I thought you were east of that.
I sometimes go to Junction 35 on my way to Silverdale.

Anyway, with 90 minutes to go I might
a) chance it, hoping the message was already out of date
b) rely on the excellent diversion route which the local rozzers are bound to have provided nearer to the scene
c) switch on SatNav and look for alternatives- such as heading for Scotch Corner on the A66
d) pull over and start drinking the whisky.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 01:40 am
Hey after I quoted a couple of stanzas of a sailorman's song back there-

the BBC ran a piece this morning about increasing popularity and interest in sea shanties, older version of rock 'n' roll, verbal heritage and common history and all that, pop stars reworking old songs.

To illustrate it, they used the same song too, by the Liverpool Spinners. Do you think they scour A2K for ideas? First A2K, tomorrow the world.

Are we the butterfly's wings?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 04:00 am
McTag wrote:
Do you think they scour A2K for ideas? First A2K, tomorrow the world.

Are we the butterfly's wings?


I often see things in the press in OZ soon after they come up on A2K. I have absolutly no doubt theta reporters scour the internet for popular topics. there have been numerous stories here about reporters cutting and pasting but presenting the artical as if it were there own.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 05:34 am
Stone me I've just cut the grass, weeded the borders, cut the hedge....

I'm sweating like a Mathos.

It's very close today, feels like we might have thunderstorms, although that's not the forecast.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 01:25 am
McTag wrote:
Stone me I've just cut the grass, weeded the borders, cut the hedge....

I'm sweating like a Mathos.

It's very close today, feels like we might have thunderstorms, although that's not the forecast.


Just to counterpoint... it was minus 4 this morning and there is 2 meters of snow on the hill.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 01:58 am
dadpad wrote:
Just to counterpoint... it was minus 4 this morning and there is 2 meters of snow on the hill.


Refreshing ...

http://i34.tinypic.com/2d0e2on.jpg


... 24° now (10:00h)
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 06:34 am
Are all our chums on holiday?

I don't recall signing any leave sheets.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 06:56 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
dadpad wrote:
Just to counterpoint... it was minus 4 this morning and there is 2 meters of snow on the hill.


Refreshing ...

http://i34.tinypic.com/2d0e2on.jpg


... 24° now (10:00h)


I can see that from my front window Walter.... well I could if I had a high powered telescope.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 07:15 am
dadpad wrote:
I can see that from my front window Walter.... well I could if I had a high powered telescope.


How, do you, did I made that photo (200-tele lense with 2x converter).




(I'm glad, I didn't wake you up! Laughing)
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2008 10:35 am
This is excellent news.


Quote:
A painter and decorator from Ceredigion says he is "dumbfounded" after being slapped with a £30 fine for smoking a cigarette in his own van.

Gordon Williams says he had popped to the shops earlier this month, when he was pulled over by council officials.

"I was told that because my van is my place of work I had broken the smoking laws," he said.

A council spokesman said Mr Williams had acknowledged the offence and elected to pay the fixed penalty.

"I am dumbfounded - the van is only insured for private use and to get me to and from work," added Mr Williams, from Llanafan, near Aberystwyth.

"It not my place of work - I decorate houses not vans."

The grandfather decried the on-the-spot penalty as the "Big Brother state going too far".



Dumbfounded ?

Is the thick stupid brain damaged puffing idiotic retard totally bonkers?


Would he be "Dumbfounded" if he was fined for not wearing his seat belt.

Or "Dumbfounded" if he was caught smoking whilst filling his car with petrol?

Dumbfounded, my bloody arse, he's a moron.


Anybody caught smoking outside of a purpose built smoke room on top of a mountain in the Outer Hebrides or Western Isles needs to be publicly flogged.

Fifty lashes with a cat o' nine tails.



No mercy given.

There has been a reduction in heart attacks in nine months after the smoking ban in the UK.

ONE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR, fewer and that is a FACT.

The Mathos Hopkins Smokefinder General Franchise is on it's way.

Smoking must be stopped. Full Stop.
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