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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 02:19 am
McTag wrote:
spendius wrote:
Good for you Mac.

Did you feel any pain?

I would have had I woke up from a hypnotic trance to find that I had actually bought, with actual cash, an actual pile of flattened out wood pulp with ink inserts in it of such a uselesss nature.

And on a Monday too. That's dynamite.

I trust it was no earlier than 13.00 hours.


If you want to discuss things useless- what's your function, exactly? A phrase I learned in Manchester is "neither use nor ornament", and that seems apt in your case.

Glaswegians on holiday: I know a man who was raised in Kendal, and he remembers coachloads of Scottish holidaymakers going home from Blackpool in the 1950s and 60s, throwing the remains of their holiday money out of the coaches for the local kids to scramble for.

It's made round to go round, but I wouldn't expect a Yorkshireman to understand that.
Laughing All that salty air has sharpened your quill!

My mother used to say "neither use nor ornament". (not always with reference to me). Its a phrase thats suddenly taken me back many decades.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 04:27 am
McTag wrote:
Walter Hinteler wrote:
McTag wrote:

By the way Walter, the current edition of Le Figaro has a lot of lovely pics relating to the Rouen festival of the sea. I'm not sure whether you can easily get a copy in your neck of the woods.


I've a subscription ... but it's not in today's (online) edition



Okay, Figaro schmigaro.

Maybe it's a supplement or a separate magazine publication, but I bought my copy on Monday. Not the newspaper, a magazine.


Here it is, a so-called Hors-serie

http://www.france-info.com/IMG/jpg/les_cathedrales_des_mers.jpg

http://lejournaldunecantilienne.unblog.fr/2008/07/06/le-figaro-hors-serie-les-cathedrales-des-mers/
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 07:28 am
Mac wrote-

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If you want to discuss things useless- what's your function, exactly? A phrase I learned in Manchester is "neither use nor ornament", and that seems apt in your case.


Nothing was being discussed before except where you had being going and you buying a newspaper. Had you decided to go camping in Wales or scuba diving in Antibes we would have been discussing those instead which leaves us discussing which advert had chanced to cue you to where you did go. In effect we are left discussing what you have been doing. That's not discussing anything at all any more than discussing what anybody else has been doing.

And it's the first time I've ever heard of Scottish holidaymakers throwing money away.

And money being made round to go round is just a flip phrase. All you get following that principle is inflation and high interest rates and we all end up like that bird that flew round in circles until it flew up its arse and with vast money transfers to oil rich nations so they can pay for missile development. And when the **** hits the fan it's all Gordon Brown's fault which it is for trying to be popular when everybody knows your pleasures are infinite.

That's the sort of thing a discussion consists of. Not your daily doings.

It's not that I think we should have a calmer way of life because there are millions having a calmer way of life already. It is that they have no voice as media doesn't pay court to them. An impresion is thus caused which is a false one.

And the ones already living a calmer way of life end up getting the missiles pointed at them. And the high interest rates and the inflation and young couples can't afford a house to bring a couple of kids up in without the mother having to go out to sodding work and looking 50 at 30 and hence requiring elaborate makeovers which make them look stupid as well as knackered.

It's you movers and shakers who are slave driving them. And encouraging the oil producing nations to have a tighter grip on our balls than they already have.

Discuss that Mac. Assuming you want a discussion about something interesting. Maybe you avoid such interesting things to discuss because you have a vague suspicion they won't be music to your ears and all this other stuff is a smoke-screen.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 01:29 pm
You advanced the opinion that my innocent purchase was useless and a waste of money.

I advanced the opinion that you could stick your opinions where the sun don't shine.

That's a discussion, albeit not a very elevated one.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 03:35 pm
Very true Mac.

Don't benefit cheats make the money go round. Isn't it obvious that the "Black Economy" is bigger now that ever. Which might be why we don't hear about it much. And the Government knows how big it is.

In Russia, after the abject failure of socialim, they have given the BE the go-ahead.

And I think that they are ahead of us in that regard and evolution theory supports such a contention. It's only soft-headed Christians who bleat about the messy bits.

Didn't most of our big companies start out in a form of organised crime.

And I didn't say you buying a newspaper was useless and a waste of money. I said us discussing it was useless in the terms being applied.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 03:45 pm
spendius wrote:

And I didn't say you buying a newspaper was useless and a waste of money. I said us discussing it was useless in the terms being applied.


Oh! As my catholic friend from Liverpool used to say, may God forgive you.

"I would have had I woke up from a hypnotic trance to find that I had actually bought, with actual cash, an actual pile of flattened out wood pulp with ink inserts in it of such a uselesss nature. "

I agree with your comments about the black economy. Starting with our MPs, who are fond of complaining about benefit scroungers while fiddling their expenses big time.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 04:53 pm
And being such ugly sods as well.

Some of the benefit scroungers are quite cute don't you think?
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 07:02 am
spendius wrote:
And being such ugly sods as well.

Some of the benefit scroungers are quite cute don't you think?


It's a funny thing about good looks. It's as if their possessors assume some kind of extra entitlement over the rest of us.....John Stonehouse, Jonathan Aitken, John deLorean, Robt Kilroy-Silk, Michael Heseltine, all first-class arseholes. Tony Blair too.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 07:41 am
McTag wrote:
It's a funny thing about good looks. It's as if their possessors assume some kind of extra entitlement over the rest of us.....


And why shouldn't we?
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 09:20 am
What we assume Mac is that we needn't bust a gut to excite the ladies.

Which, of course, has important ramifications.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 10:07 am
So, Spendy and Tico do have something in common after all.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 10:15 am
Nah!

Tico's a dour left-sided full-back and I'm (well was) a fleet quick-footed winger.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 09:25 pm
I'm a sweeper, dammit. With a devastating slide tackle. And a pathetic left foot.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 09:29 pm
I was a center middie, imagine that...

(I did sub for the center forward when we were in the lead...)

Rock

I only play Goalie now.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 04:30 am
It's raining again.
I'm getting a bit brassed off with this.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 06:38 am
McTag wrote:
It's raining again.
I'm getting a bit brassed off with this.


I've heard it does that a bit in England. Thge irish are talking about buying an Australian football league licence and training up their gaelic amatures.

We've had a few irish boys do well over here; Jim Stynes, Setanta O'halpin and others.

AFL eyes Ireland for Celtic team
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 10:02 am
Its been raining here too, on and off. Mainly on when I'm out in it.

Cycled today to my favourite cafe "the Riverside". Bit of a misnomer really, canalside is more accurate.

Thought about going a little further down to Edmonton, Tottenham Leyton and wathamstow...but as I didnt want to get a puncture, especially by stabbing, I came back via the best pub in the world in Roydon.


Now its sunny, so off out.....er hang on there's a black cloud...soddit
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 12:47 pm
Mac wrote-

Quote:
It's raining again.
I'm getting a bit brassed off with this.


Being brassed off with the weather is about the same as banging your head against the wall. Especially English weather which is well known for its advantages.

There are many people who like nothing better than hiking in the hills facing into a hard wind-driven prolonged shower. And those who supply their equipment like it too.

If you had got 5 million cheap plastic macs ready for the summer's outdoor events and it was a long hot one you might have a decent reason to be brassed off.

I once did 9 months without seeing a cloud and when it did rain everybody rushed outside and danced hysterically.

I like rain. We don't want water in short supply. It's a wonderful substance. It washes away all the ****, it makes the land green and lush and it can easily be made into beer.

Quote:
The Quality of Mercy,is not strained
It droppeth as the Gentle Rain from Heaven
Upon the place beneath is twice blessed..
It blesseth him that Gives
and , him that Takes.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 01:11 pm
On the other hand, I know a man who worked on a contract in Fort William and it didn't stop raining for six weeks.

I like the winter, I like the cold and dark, and I like the rain. But in July, I would like the season to be more contrasty.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 03:02 pm
spendius wrote:

I like rain. We don't want water in short supply. It's a wonderful substance. It washes away all the ****, it makes the land green and lush and it can easily be made into beer.


I'm trying to remember the refrain

The Lord causes it to rain
Upon the just
And also on the unjust fella
But mainly on the just
Because the unjust
Pincheth the just's umbrella.


Pincheth...good biblical expression that, wot I just made up.
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