However, I have also lost the plot.
But Mac's story was true not a joke. Must admit I found it a bit obtuse. Who is this Stanley Damocles anyway?
spendius wrote:Anybody who thinks that's funnier than my tale has lost the plot.
I think yours was funnier, Spendy. Here, I'll help put your toys back in the pram.
I think he's still coming down from the excesses of Cheltenham McT. Bound to be a bit touchy right now.
Well I don't think it's funny!
Who says 'joints jumping' anymore? Who ever said it? Gangster's molls? Well anyway, nobody that would go into a travel agents in the UK...
At least Muckty's made me groan.
I think my home-made joke about the thin religious leader was funnier - a classic - I'm still amused by it.
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Steve 41oo wrote:But Mac's story was true not a joke. Must admit I found it a bit obtuse. Who is this Stanley Damocles anyway?
Don't you mean Yanley Yamocles?
(titter)
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Steve 41oo wrote: Who is this Stanley Damocles anyway?
Wasn't he this guy riding Bucephalus, from which he took a hair to suspend his sword, around Africa in search of Livingston?
At least, I presume...
smorgs wrote:
I think my home-made joke about the thin religious leader was funnier - a classic - I'm still amused by it.
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I missed this, please retell.
stanley stanley he's our man if he cant cut it no one can.
Steve 41oo wrote:smorgs wrote:
I think my home-made joke about the thin religious leader was funnier - a classic - I'm still amused by it.
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I missed this, please retell.
Q. What do you call a thin religious leader?
A. Mullah light.
Get it?
You love it don't you?
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DP wrote-
Quote:I meant yours actually spendius.
Just was too slow.
You are forgiven and restored to your previous position in my thoughts.
I like slow ladies anyway.
I've not a lot of choice.
spendius wrote:I can't remember when I last noticed the ceiling.
What else is there to do when you're forced to lie back and think of England?
We always reckoned that was why some of those ceilings in Italy (and other places) were so ornate!
"Ornate" being a polite euphemism in those circumstances.
Hello Brits.
England expects that each man this day shall do his duty.
spendius wrote:"Ornate" being a polite euphemism in those circumstances.
dont beat about the bush man, spit it out!
Steve 41oo wrote:McTag wrote:Hello Brits.
England expects that each man this day shall do his duty.
Why?
She just does, that's all.
Women can fanny around as per normal.
