THE BRITISH THREAD II

Also, spendius:
don't discuss that in my presence!
That porn star was awful looking. If thats what you need to look like to be a porn star then I could be one.

I think the American gentleman's corny joke about the wheelchair is in very bad taste.

Even Bernard Manning drew a line at disabilities and I think it was the only line he drew.

Some of us may be a bit stringent about faults that can be corrected but never about those that can't.

Then, any small modification of your environment lead to wrong conclusions...

Francis wrote-



A far too dramatic conclusion to be drawn on such flimsy evidence. It was a mere optical illusion caused by habit.

One wouldn't expect such a silly and childish trick to be perpetrated at all.
I'm surprised it can be done as it can't for usernames. It was a bit like turning the juice off to a district and then fiendishly laughing Jokerman style at the silly sods checking their fuses before they discover everybody is off. What sort of a wanker would do a thing like that. One who put spiders down girls frocks in his formative years eh?

We are sorry Francis! It wasn't an insult to your looks!
Blame Dadpad.
He started it.

Dadpad- Tut tut.

"The American gentleman" is gustavratzenhofer who we refer to as "The American Spendius".

Oh I think thats a bit mean.

wande wrote-



I'm sure there are a few American Spendius's but there ain't no spendius's and that's for sure.

I hope you Brits know that there's an England cricket squad playing as if their lives are at stake on Sky Sports 1.

England cricket players at present my dumb Oink, are ****ED

utd one up

City one down (that's the match I can watch here)

Dear me! I've backed Liverpool to finish ahead of Arsenal.

City equalised

allelluhaj

What, a sighting of La Smorgetta? Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs. I've come over all faint.

Get down to the chemist's Mac. Most of the better ones stock sniffer tubes to relieve faintness and mild swooning.

They are not as expensive as you might imagine.

Where is smorghshious? Run off with someone?

Ah damn.
Does anyone want any onions?
Last week i bought 40 spanish onions for my art, and today I decided I don't need them.
gay.

We are all very PC here, and certainly do not approve of the word gay used to describe a person guilty of the overpurchase of spanish onions.

Spazz, maybe.

But then I'd be offending spakos, surely.