THE BRITISH THREAD II

Je suis apologise, Francis, mon cherie, mon amour, voulez vous cuchet avec mois, mon petite mange tout.

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basement

Penny for the spends...


D'ya think he's out in the back yard, spelling his name in sparklers?

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smorgs wrote:

Je suis apologise, Francis, mon cherie, mon amour, voulez vous cuchet avec mois, mon petite mange tout.

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I had no idea you spoke French, Smorgie!

I'm sure there must be lots of French men who would probably be able to guess more or less exactly what that might mean.

:wink:

I simply am not all that enamoured of "lightning reactions".

spendius wrote:

I simply am not all that enamoured of "lightning reactions".

Did you hear the one about the bus attendant who was sentenced to death for throwing a passenger off his bus into the traffic.
He was sent to the electric chair.

They tried 20,000 Volts
Nothing.
40,000 Volts
Still nothing.
100,000 Volts. Nothing, and the electric chair broke.
They had to let him go.


He was a bad conductor.

The little blighters round here start letting off heavy-duty bangers about a fortnight before Bonfire Night.

That's not popular with me.

Yours, etc

Killjoy Grump, Esq.