THE BRITISH THREAD II

It annoys me that you don't have an avatar.

Shall I find one for you?

x

A quickie for you Britfolk.

Then there was the Shakesperian scholar who enjoyed relations with a lady of the night. She gave him pleasure - in return, he gave her the Complete Works.

So she wasn't a first edition?

You see lads- you put it to 'em straight and they cough right away.

I've defeated them all on the ID thread. All they can do is bluster. One of them tried getting away with saying that teachers in schools are there to tell the kids the truth. And it turns out the NUT has being telling lies for years, whilst snaffling up £500 million of our hard-earned bread, about reading standards in primary schools.

Anyway- lesbians are celibate aren't they. Although they don't have whiskers.

A2K is very like a pub. Coteries congeal like regulars do on the bar. Well-used to. This smoking ban is ruining pubs as the last bastions of free discourse. Maybe that was the hidden agenda. Governments are frightened of the masses. Look how they softened us up. There's 60 odd thousand pubs and if there was some trouble in one of them it was all over the news and the constant message was boozers are horrible.

And there's a bit of interplay between the settled gangs. A2K ought to get a beer nozzle. Why can't scientists work on that eh? Who cares about black holes? And people come and go. One never knows who a "just hatched" is.

I think meeting people in the flesh is anti-romantic. You're probably a silly old bat, statistically I mean, but it's nice imagining you as a refined and estimable lady of virtue and renown.

Mathos is a little cuddly toy. That's why he pretends to be a man of granite. He does a decent job of it mind you. But I'm not convinced. We have nothing in common.

I'm not obsessed with Dylan. Most people have never heard of the guys who are my real heroes. So Dylan comes up simply because you've all heard of him. There's nobody to touch him in the game he's at.

Check out I Shall Be Free No.10.

And I'm nowhere near well read by my standards.

I've had an avvie in mind for some time but I don't care for the way it's put on all posts once it's entered. Maybe I'll put it on one day if I can find out how to. I don't know how to do a link yet. When I've done one somebody else was called in.

What have you in mind for one? It's unlikely to be as good as mine but one never knows.

sussy wrote:



But I AM spends, especially the 'renown' bit, my 'virtue' is displayed for all to see. I believe in good manners, discretion and I'm interested in culture, therefore am I not refined?

However, I am filthy-minded, filthy- mouthed - when I'm in the mood - and have to restrain myself on here continually, cheeky and giggly. So I suppose that cancels out all of the above.

x

Drank a couple of bottles of Old Tom the other day. He was pretty mad.

smorgs
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:08 am Post subject:

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No, I drove home pissed of course!

Silly Muckty...

Got a lift in and home from Eunuch, as she is on the wagon.

x



Father, forgive them, and all the other sinning pillocks on here!

They know not what they do!


Just had a good afternoon with a mate of mine, he's just flown in from Thailand for a few weeks.

Do you know there some excellent houses to buy out there, brand new, three bedrooms, swimming pool, fully furnished, fitted kitchens.

£75,000..00

Not bad at all!

not baht

Maythos, mon cherry.



What's that all about?

You nutter.

AND STOP BOASTING!

x

Cripes Mathos- that's cheaper than the rough end of Tiger Bay. There must be some hidden drawbacks.

look you people i just made quite a good joke and if no one acknowledges it pretty damn quick I'm outta here with my baht and ball. You hear?

yours truly grumpy41oo

I didn't understand it...

x

Well- you see Mrs Posh- "baht" is the basic unit of currency in Thailand, or Myanmar if you prefer.

And Steve made a very clever pun on it with "Not bad" (Not baht--geddit?) referring to the price of the houses Mathos is advertising. And I didn't respond because I was rolling on the floor laughing at it and it has taken me this long to calm down.

I'm surprised by this scientific accuracy...

(Only my two Kyats)..

My two Satangs equal $0.000631802 or €0.000435688 or £0.000302352 ...

Nice joke Steve!




http://www.jasminehomes.co.th/listingview.php?listingID=891



Zip on there Spendi.. Then laugh.

BTW Thailand and Myanmar are two totally different countries.

Tjhailand was known as Siam up until it's change of name in the late 1930's if my memory serves me correctly. The name of the currency in Thailand is Baht. Bahts and satangs .

Myanmar you thick ignorant oink is the present name for Burma. Don't hold your breath on it remaining as Myanmar for too long though.
The Burmese or Myanmar currency as anybody who had a desire to could take the piss out of your bloody clever ignorance with; is the Kyat.

Yes old thicko, some are actually cheaper than that, my pal has just sent me details which you can check for yourself above!


Give or take a few satang a million baht is equal to about £15,000..00.

Some of the house shown are in the £25,000..00 bracket

The business and living accommodation shown on the first page is one his brother is presently hoping to buy.

That seems an outstanding buy for £320,000..00!

Click on house for sale or whatever you want to on the left of the page, there are some interesting buys there!


Do you fancy living in The Orient Spendi?

You can get this prefab ...



...for €53.325 = £36.977 here .... from the catalogue, build on your ground.

(Don't ask me about the number of bedrooms: it has 122m² [75m² ground floor, 47m² under the roof])

What's it all abaht, Steve?
There I was sitting with my pint in the Red Bull and when I looked, the thread was transformed into a Thai estate agent's emporium.
That's a place I've always fancied, I must say, ever since that Alex Guinness film, brown folks, sarongs and tame elephants, mist on the river, green jungly bits, lovely jubbly.
Although seventy-five thousand sovs is a bit steep. Sir Alex's men could knock you up a bamboo lean-to in no time for a couple of sacks of rice and some tins of NAAFI butter, and include some comely maidens to cook, scratch your back and wave the fan for you on the verandah.