smorgs wrote:20 MINUTES!!!!
I like to be well done, not rare...
See what I mean 'bedroom department'?
I'm off to The Four in Hand after work as Deirdre leaving us for Birkenhead. Reckon I'll be pissed by 0600 hours, if anyone would like to join me.
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Timing bad, as is notice, Smorgie, as I will be in the Bulls Head in Stockport with Cliff at around that time.
Bummer.
There seem to be a lot FEWER posts on the British thread today.
You'd expect at least 10 or 12 by now.
What's it to you DP?
Why don't you open an Aussie thread and post away on it?
It's quality, no quantity.
Some of us have got stuff to do, life's not all barbies and billabongs you know.
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Post directed at Mctag smorgie. He will understand the joke. (i hope)
No slight intended.
dadpad wrote:Post directed at Mctag smorgie. He will understand the joke. (i hope)
No slight intended.
No worries, mate.
Almost time to set off for the metrollops and neck a few pints of the amber nectar (Robinson's)
Mac-
They used to hang them and then cover them with thick tar and then re-hang (gibbet) them as a reminder to the population of what not to do. It was usually longer than six weeks and the tar was because their Mums used to come out at night previously and collect any bones that had dropped off.
Things are definitely getting better don't you think despite the number of people in the pub who approve of such methods.
Indubitably.
Although I can think of a few people who would be improved by a good gibbetting.
I have the mutha of all hangovers.
I'm feeling most queasy...
and I'm still a bit pissed.
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dont stop drinking smorgie.
That queezy feeling will only get worse
I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!
Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
I've got no tolerence for alcohol, I'm going to stick to drugs in future. :wink:
And how is everybody this fine morning?
Anyone care for a full english?
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Have YOU got a hangover?
Did you have a nice time?
You're up early!
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No hangover, just usual morning grumps.
We were out early doors (3:30!), came back around seven. Quite civilized, compared to you ladies.
I was in the pub at five...
Out on bail by 7.30.
See? One bottle of wine consumed - a weekend wasted in recovery.
Oh, I forgot about the two Bloody Marys, one of which I knocked over!
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smorgs wrote:I was in the pub at five...
Out on bail by 7.30.
See? One bottle of wine consumed - a weekend wasted in recovery.
Oh, I forgot about the two Bloody Marys, one of which I knocked over!
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So...did you get the bus to work yesterday? Or leave your car behind?
I'm now listening to "
Sweet Home, Chicago" by Freddie King on my Pandora station.
No, I drove home pissed of course!
Silly Muckty...
Got a lift in and home from Eunuch, as she is on the wagon.
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Honestly, if I'd have been sat on the next table to our group, and was sober...
I would have thought it was The Annual Slappers Convention.
We covered all topics, including film, TV, this site, America, Guantanamo? sex, sex, sex, religion, more sex, who was a lesbian at work, our customers and - planting spring bulbs.
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All the other subjects besides "this site" are boooooooriiiingg.
What did you tell 'em about us? That's what we want to know.
Proust reckons you're all lesbians anyway underneath. It's just that most of you don't fancy each other so you cop off with one of us to get at our sweat and blood as a second best. You then present this state of affairs as wonderful and sanctified and all romantic and stuff and it's all a load of bullshit and we poor, gumpy innocents get wrung out every which way it goes whenever it suits you best and all our judges sign up with a smirk as if to say "ya wanna divorce do you"--"well here ya go--have some".
What's up with you today, Dr suss?
Not enough going on on the ID thread?
I agree with everything you said...
We are all lessers under the skin. We just pretend to enjoy the ministrations of men. Really, we are all part of a lesbian/feminist conspiracy to snare and enslave men using our breasts, vaginas and wiley ways. And I don't dream of the smell and hardness of a man, I dream of tipping the velvet. Will that do?
As for this site; yes, it was an interesting conversation, I talked about 'the characters', they were interested, but felt that cyber chat is best conducted on sites such as facebook. I used to have a profile on there, but took it down due to contact from strangers (usually men) who were clearly bonkers. But 'real' chat and discussion does not take place on sites like that, it takes place on sites like this. Whether you agree or not, there are definite connections on here. I know Muckty in real life, so it's like conversing with him by phone. He knows my nature and some of my character, as I know his. So I know what's safe to post. And I know how far to go.
As for you...
I don't know you at all, you never post about things of a personal nature, about your life, family, work etc. You're an enigma, and you like it that way. I know for instance that you are beyond manipulation, and I like that. You have large balls, I like that too, you seem immune to personal attack, I admire that 'eff you' thing you have going on. But in some respects, Mathos is like that too, that's why I like him.
This is all the information I know about you:
You live in the North, in a semi rural environment.
You are a scientist (but I don't know which of the sciences)
You're older than me.
You like to drink and observe the women in your local.
You're a sexist bastard.
You claim to have a large cock.
You're vegetarian.
You're celibate.
You obsess over Dylan.
You're well read.
It's nearly your birthday.
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