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THE BRITISH THREAD II

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Doowop
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:43 am
Very Happy

I wonder how long it'll be before she suffers from RSI?
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Doowop
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:45 am
smorgs wrote:
I've got 45p in my purse (payday Weds)

What'll that get me?

x


Roughly to the stage where your cheeks start to flush.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:47 am
What?

Is that it?

45p for hello?

I'd rather have a spendygasm.

x
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:47 am
You're an apologist for MCPs smorgsie.

That's not what real ladies want at all.

For 45p you can get two cucumbers.

One assumes that the Middlesborough lady relies on tips to boost her take. After all- who would ask for 10p change?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:47 am
Can you tell I'm bored?

x
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Doowop
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:48 am
Alright then, as a special offer I'm prepared to drop to 45p, as long as you throw in a chip supper.
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Doowop
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 07:49 am
spendius wrote:
You're an apologist for MCPs smorgsie.

That's not what real ladies want at all.

For 45p you can get two cucumbers.

One assumes that the Middlesborough lady relies on tips to boost her take. After all- who would ask for 10p change?


I'd give her a quid, but expect 10p's worth of kleenex at the very least.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 08:02 am
When did you last buy cucumbers, spendaholic?

45p for 2!

That's not what laydees want, spends.

They want someone to make them laugh.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 08:03 am
spendius wrote:
After all- who would ask for 10p change?
#

Bet you would...

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 08:04 am
smorgs wrote:
When did you last buy cucumbers, spendaholic?

45p for 2!

That's not what laydees want, spends.

They want someone to make them laugh.

x


Spendy keeps that in his trousers.
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Doowop
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 08:06 am
smorgs wrote:


They want someone to make them laugh.

x


OK, final offer. A 45p special, and I'll throw in my famous "dancing around in nothing but socks" routine.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 10:18 am
OK, but I can only run to a scallop.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 10:52 am
Smorgs calling spendy, come in spendy.

I'm a touch bored, spendicant...

Could you post something entertaining for a a pink chubby?

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 10:59 am
Did I ever tell you about the time I was taken ill, and the ambulance men put me in one of those chair things, wrapped in blankets, held in with lots of straps across, and my daughter took the piss out of me for ages, saying things like Mumible Lecter and Silence of the Mum?

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 11:18 am
She didn't have you sectioned?

Shocked

The ungrateful wretch.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 11:23 am
You saying I is a mentalist, Muckty?

Hiya anyway, did you have naan or rice?

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 11:23 am
University Challenge is on tonight, and the last of Nigella.

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 11:29 am
smorgs wrote:
You saying I is a mentalist, Muckty?

Hiya anyway, did you have naan or rice?

x


Rice.

Spaghetti tonight.

I only wrote that because I can spel spaghetti.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 01:12 pm
I have just sucessfully installed my new modem!!!!

How geeky am I???

Hope my tits don't disappear overnight Shocked

Anybody need any I.T. support from Smorgs?

Altogether now:

Slappers, are doin' it for themselves

All this, AND I answered a maffs question, all by myself, the other day...

So this is what it feels like to have a penis...

(smorgs is going to throw herself on her bed now, to watch a bit of telly, triumphantly scratching her balls).

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2007 01:17 pm
Might have a Barclays...

x
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