This song has been in my head all day!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RI_xYIxUTE0
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smorgs wrote:Wadda day I had today!
Managed to piss myself laughing for most of it though.
But I'm home know...
Bra and tights have been cast assunder and I've made a brew, all's well with the world.
What's on telly, Muckty?
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That show on ITV2 at ten might be funny.
Smorgie, remind me not to ask you to choose the music for our next luau.
I thought it was going to be
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UaeGa0RAg5s
McTag wrote:smorgs wrote:Wadda day I had today!
Managed to piss myself laughing for most of it though.
But I'm home know...
Bra and tights have been cast assunder and I've made a brew, all's well with the world.
What's on telly, Muckty?
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That show on ITV2 at ten might be funny.
I hope nobody watched that on my say-so (which was a recommendation in the Guardian, nothing to do with me really) because it was total unadulterated embarrassing dross.
I watched it...
It was rubbish!
I'm off to trawl the internet, as my Granddaughter has asked me to make Cornflake pie "like the yummy one at school". She's on packed lunches after mithering her Mum for months. But was mighty peeved the other night as she said she couldn't have yummy cornflake pie that day.
What's a Nana to do?
It's the one with a layer of pastry on the bottom, a layer of jam and cornflakes in syrup on top. (very healthy).
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Lo and behold:
Cornflake Tart
Ingredients
12oz short crust pastry
Teaspoon jam
4oz butter
4oz sugar
4oz Golden Syrup
6oz cornflakes
Few drops of vanilla essence (optional)
Method
Line a shallow tin with the pastry and bake blind. Spread with the jam. Cream the butter and sugar; add the syrup and vanilla (if required). Soften the mixture in the microwave for a few seconds because the mixture is very stiff at this stage and not easy to spread. Stir in the cornflakes and spread onto pastry case. Bake for ½ hour gas 5. Do not overcook as the cornflakes will burn at the edges. When cooked, leave it to cool down a bit so the cornflakes become more crunchy.
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"Nana" my Aunt Fanny. It's "Granny" as in Grab a Granny Night at the pub.
There are other aspects to my nature, suspenders, me old cocker...
Apart from being a wanton sex siren...
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Well smorgsie- you did take Mathos to task, quite strenuously, about having issues with aging and I think the use of "Nana" as a polite euphemism for "Granny" is of the same ilk.
I'm a shagged-out old has-been myself. No question about it.
...but I'm certainly not 'shagged out'.
Cheeky bugger!
I'm proud of my age and of being a Nana.
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Just taking a break from mopping...
Where is everyone?
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Francis wrote:No, in and out..
Trust a Frenchman! Ooh la la
Way to go Francis. :wink:
I don't know why but I had this weird feeling that somebody was going to tell me that..
Should I add about being on the top of a lap?
That might be to much of a stretch for the giant intellects of the British thread
I think 'in out' is pretty much universal...
I've finished my mopping, just about to get into a hot bath, with a scented candle (lavender).
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So you tripping the light fantastic tonight then, Smorgs?
Social patterns will be disrupted this evening because of the rugby match.
Some venues, quiet early on.
No, I'm staying in tonight...
Just going to pluck and cream - you know the usual femer9 stuff.
My sister's down from Bath. Talk about chalk and cheese...
She's a Head Mistress.
And don't we all know it!
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