THE BRITISH THREAD II

...and stop winding up the Americans!

You know they are sensitive people.

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...and they run the show!

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Vinny's not American he's Indian.

smorgsie wrote-



Not at all. I didn't say great works of art or anything. Some of them are gradely. A work of art is produced whenever there is an intention to produce one. It can be badly done.

To delineate the interface between the sexes in its true colours rather than in all that mealy-mouthed flattery is a suitable subject for art.

Some young ladies came in the pub in fancy dress. Hen party stuff. They looked like a cage full of budgies. Sounded like one too. One of them had exaggerated tits in black pointy plastic about a foot outwards. One of the young lads, the big one with the permanent goofy grin, went to examine them and when he had done so he reached out and squeezed the tips. He then hopped around the pub making monkey "I'm in here" noises in a highly ironical fashion. Very droll we all thought.

That was HPA. (Happening Performance Art). Can't buy it.

That pub sounds like a happ'nin' place.

You're back early from the pub aincha?

Goodbye Joe, me gotta go, me-oh my-oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou

I've not been yet Mac. 10.40 is soon enough.

It was a one off. It's a dump most of the time but things happen occasionally. It's next to a motorway junction. A busy one.

Lead in the beer, then. Figures. :wink:

He is A2K a little bit f***ed up at the mo, or is it me?

Okay I've got to take my motor to the garage this morning. Bye.

Hey this, posted elsewhere, is very funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThf7W9WONE

Ok so I was right .. you are mean!

Alas! Someone is caring enuf for temporary residents of UK, like me. Thank you!

And FYI, I just got a confirmation from my office that I will be extended here till next year May.

Bad news for you spendi :wink:

SOMEBODY Called Wilso on one of the other threads, had this to say to Spendi yesterday!

Wow, you're an even more pathetic f@cking loser than the worthless little puke I already know you are.




So don't feel too bad about things Vinsan, he's a pathetic little bastard when it all comes down to common sense and understanding.

Had an X Ray yesterday, all ok thankfully, fixed the bike, nothing really damaged.

So be out on a ride later on, stop the muscles ceasing up.

It amazes me, how many saps have been saying claim for whip lash, neck injuries etc etc. To think there are people out there who would have collars fitted and walk about like ruptured crabs for weeks on end, fill in all the forms, go visiting and telling porkies to solicitors and doctors.

It's a sad, old world.

This guy is getting pretty mad with Spendi!


Your capacity for worthless f@cking drivel know's absolutely no bounds. You really are weak, pathetic, small minded little loser spendi.


Don't let them Yanks talk to you like that Spendi, go get em boy!



It's getting quite funny on there...

Later, work to do and then a bike ride!

In fact, this guy is an Aussie, Mathos...

Dont worry Mathos... I know spendi's behavioral patterns. I am not mad at him.

I have plenty of friends who swear like spendi does and all I do is laugh. :wink:

here's the full version ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X04wZpqx3U

ok

vin wrote-



If I thought you were mad at me for anything I have said I would either ignore you altogether or address you as if you were a 5 year old niece I had met for the first time at a family wedding.

Mr Williams is never funny. He's much too serious a person to be considered funny.

Mathos- I'm surprised you gave Wilso's statement the time of day. That can only be because you yourself must think that anything you say has validity on the evidence of you having said it as Wilso does.



The many saps could only have offered the advice on being appraised of your road rage experience. Which logically and commonsensically leads us to the inevitable conclusion that you retailed your one sided version of the event to "many" people a bit like one of those washerwomen who run around telling everyone within earshot that their corns are bothering them today. Was that the case or are you making it all up? I'd bet you would go to court in a jiffy if you had any sort of case.

I think you probably caused the "accident", alienated all the witnesses by your rage, have no case and are trying to salvage a bit of credibility by pretending you are one of those good guys who never sue.

You must realise Mathos that the more miles you do getting in the way of motorists the more probable an "accident" will be. The number of miles you seem to be doing render the chances of an "accident" likely or even very likely especially when you are pumping the pedals hard to get fit at your stage of doddering old age. Obviously you, as an intelligent person which you implicitly claim to be, know that there are places where one can pedal away to one's heart's content where there are no motorists. A disused airfield say. A Business park at night. I think you are mixing it with the motorists in order to show off your bronzed and muscled legs and how fast you can go.

But I'm glad you're OK just the same you silly gump.

I don't need you to be glad about me at all.

I'm glad for my bloody-self, if we all start getting glad, there might be a flipping movement on the horizon. The glad brigade following Mathos when he isn't ready for them yet sounds bloody ridiculous. So just keep your glads to yourself sunshine.

BTW I was sticking the insults off the Yank or what did Francis say an Aussie? anyhow, his country of origin is irrelevant if it's not Britain.

This was an attempt to let the Brits see how you were going to handle this. It's time you stuck up for yourself on those egg head threads you blithering soft arse oink! I thought it might get a visitor or two to those lonely pages, after all I can't think of anyone else being stupid enough to recommend their readings to others! Can you?

I read about a guy who got off from a speeding conviction because he said he was a doctor on call, hurrying to a patient. So he was discharged from court.

Then they caught him and brought him back. Why? Because they found out he was a salesman. How? Because he had applied to the court for expenses to cover the cosy of a "locum" whom he said he had to engage for his medical practice while he was in court. So they checked.
Ha ha!
So he was put in prison. The bastard.

Love it.

"News flash: Fog in the Channel. Europe cut off"