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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:18 am
McTag wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Ahhh...

Now we know your REAL name.

(tee hee)

x


This weekend I adopted the soubriquet of "El Magnifico"

You may use this in all future correspondence.



Hey Smorgs (if that is your real name) I was discussing yesterday with vinsan about him coming over here for a visit in October so I hope you're around then.
We could get up to some high jinks.


Jinks is my middle name, El Magnifico

Pussy Jinks Galore!

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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:30 am
4999.

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:32 am
Could you please reply to this question, smorgs?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:32 am
5000!


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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:33 am
I am a veteran!

I expect the proper respect!

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:44 am
http://i8.tinypic.com/4v8vi8p.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 07:58 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Could you please reply to this question, smorgs?


What question?

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 08:00 am
smorgs wrote:
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Could you please reply to this question, smorgs?


What question?

x

None.

You choose to create your own 5000th post without my legal help Sad




:wink:
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 08:26 am
Oh, I see...

Thanks anyway, Walter.

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 08:39 am
Talking about real names, had to go to the fracture clinic today to have my foot checked. The boy behind me (6? with mother) had a broken arm. But he had the same surname and same initial as me! This set the desk clerk into a tiswas. It took them ages to work out which was the middle aged man with a broken foot and which the 6 year old with a busted arm. Anyway his name was Sydney and a charming young man he was too.

I went in to see Mr Allday, (who doesnt work Monday afternoons) very nice bloke, squeezed my foot and said does it hurt I said not much any more he said excellent you're cured Next!
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 08:54 am
Steve, I just realised that your username is Steve41oo.
For some reason I have been calling you steve AS2000 in my head for ages.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 09:42 am
Sidney's a nice name...

You don't hear it much nowadays.

Glad your foots better, Steve.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 10:05 am
Just replied to a new post asking for business/invention ideas with a list of his...

Then it was gone!

It must have been a spam thingy. But here is my reply anyway:

A drip-catching sheath for the rasberry sauce on my twist cone 99.

A newspaper page turner, so I can read The News of The World, whilst enjoying a full English.

Pre-buttered bread.

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 10:14 am
smorgs wrote:
Sidney's a nice name...

You don't hear it much nowadays.

Glad your foots better, Steve.

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Thanks S. Unfortunately England played so well, I'll now struggle to get a place on the bench.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 10:18 am
The Pentacle Queen wrote:
Steve, I just realised that your username is Steve41oo.
For some reason I have been calling you steve AS2000 in my head for ages.
thats funny because I keep getting strange messages in my head that I am really AnotherSteve2000. Very confusing for a bear of little brain.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 11:56 am
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Sidney's a nice name...


I use it in my acronyms sometimes. It fits nice with Elsie and Nellie in those little minor works of art of mine. Allegories if you prefer.

What's up with 'scused Boots Steve? For your new username. Steve 41oo is a bit turgid. It conjures up no "Aura" like The Pentacle Queen does. That's a name you can conjure with as long as you lock all the doors and set the alarms. Magic spells, flat rocks, sharp knives, howling at the full moon stuff.

'scused Boots brings you more into focus although why I would wish to do that I can't imagine. Maybe on behalf of the ladies eh?

I think I'll address you as 'scused Boots from now on.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 12:20 pm
smorgsie wrote-

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A newspaper page turner, so I can read The News of The World, whilst enjoying a full English


I was told that the NotW was too provincially bluestocking to be suitable to accompany a full English.

Aztec Religious Practices is what I'm told the mature Lady prefers.

You prurient little voyeuristic nosey-parker you.

I think Corrie is successful because it caters for nosey-parkers by giving a semblence of peeping into private lives. With all the cutting and pasting they do it gives one a feeling of frantically running up and down the street peeping in all the windows and trying not to miss anything. Corrie is No 1 because it does it best. It really is expertly done. It sits you right down in front of all those adverts which pay for it.

The introduction of commercial television was a disaster. It handed power over your minds to a bunch of ambitious people whose expertise has been gained in the institutions of the higher learning at the expense of the very people whose minds they play with.

You are just having your urge to nosey-parker used to stick you to a seat to watch adverts and be laughed at by those you raised above you on the slogan "Education, Education, Education."

I gather the third "Education" had been dropped by the end and replaced by something equally nebulous such as "Life Skills". As if we need the bloody state to learn those.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 01:56 pm
I had a crash on my bicycle today!


Then I did a road rage on the motorist whose fault it was.


Isn't life grand! Rolling Eyes
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 02:26 pm
Road rage, old chap, is caused by a pent up need to project overwhelming force. Somebody making a trivial error, akin to knocking a glass of beer over, is often the occasion to trigger such a mechanism.

Some of the rants you have performed on here might provide a guide to how the exchange went. (Expletives inserted). I hope you didn't resort to fisticuffs. Judges take exceptional offence at those who practice forms of "martial" arts and then use them in real life settings. They are deemed to provide an unfair advantage.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. You probably wobbled out into his path anyway due to your extreme age and decrepitude having fatigued you.

I do hope you are alright yourself though.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 02:42 pm
hope you're ok mathos

some months back i was nearly splattered by a white van with two jerkoffs on board.

To avoid a more serious collision I was forced to give the front offside wing a good kicking.
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