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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 07:12 am
Go metric. Its so damn easy.

You just have to get used to the impression of what the physical distance weight is. ie 10 centimeters is about this long <hold hand that far apart> 1 kilometer is from here to the shops. 250 grams is about that much. <points at butter container>

3000m is 3 km steve, not 300m. I assume you were just making an example.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 07:36 am
dadpad wrote:
Go metric. Its so damn easy.

You just have to get used to the impression of what the physical distance weight is. ie 10 centimeters is about this long <hold> 1 kilometer is from here to the shops. 250 grams is about that much. <points>

3000m is 3 km steve, not 300m. I assume you were just making an example.
I know what 3000m is!

I'm equally happy with either system, just get ****ed off when other people go into rages when served with 0.5l or 100g. We even had one nutter round here who went around defacing all the metric signs. I get my own back on these imperial measure imperialists by refering to furlongs chains and gills.
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McTag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 07:41 am
How is it whan I ask a question no bugger answers?

Excepting for Smorgie sometimes, at the second or third time of asking. BTW there was a reference to The Sixth Sense in The Guardian (80p that's sixteen shillings) TV page today, so I must be really out of touch having never heard of it. But I don't like Bruce Willis.

I refer of course to questions on mosquitos in Indo-China (Mathos) and the books of Anthony Burgess (Spendy)

Mr Cellophane
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 07:46 am
The Darien venture failure- stop press- Perfidious Albion to blame.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/article/0,,2166522,00.html

I knew it, I just knew it.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 09:28 am
McTag wrote:
How is it whan I ask a question no bugger answers?

Excepting for Smorgie sometimes, at the second or third time of asking. BTW there was a reference to The Sixth Sense in The Guardian (80p that's sixteen shillings) TV page today, so I must be really out of touch having never heard of it. But I don't like Bruce Willis.

I refer of course to questions on mosquitos in Indo-China (Mathos) and the books of Anthony Burgess (Spendy)

Mr Cellophane



Sorry Mac, I was going to get back to you on the mossi question but Spendi distracted me.

Depends basically where you are, on the Burmese/Cambodian and Laotian border there are areas rife with malaria. It's a good idea therefore to take the anti-malaria pills. This does not stop the buggers biting you though. It's amazing how many people think if they swallow the pills that they won't get bitten. You have to start taking the pills daily for a couple of weeks prior to going to an area with malaria , each day you are there and for a couple of weeks after leaving. There is no need to take them for places like Bangkok or any of the popular tourist spots in these countries, the malaria is no longer a threat there. Just the bites!

With regards to the bites, it's strange, sometimes you notice three or four people in one spot and one will get covered in bites, and I mean covered, hundreds of them. The others can walk away scot free. Its essential not to wear any products like after shave or deodorants. Apparently the scents are an attraction to them. Bites can be a bloody nuisance. Avoid scratching them, I normally wipe any bites down with whisky. ( Don't forget whisky is dirt cheap out there a bottle of G.F. or Bells for between £5 and £6. even less in Cambodia, Burma and Laos ) It stops the itching and also keeps the mosquito away. They are always worse in the rainy or monsoon season, and malaria and dengue fever are more prevalent at that time of year. There are various roll on and sprays you can buy, but you end up smelling like a walking DDT pole and I do wonder if all that junk being absorbed into the body can be any good for you?. Garlic is a good deterrent, but there is no real magic answer. Whisky does work, but not for long, it evaporates quickly.

It's obviously a bad time to travel in the monsoon season, I have done it a couple of times, but prefer to avoid it. It's also very dangerous, muddy and rivers at times are impassable. Plus leeches, leeches which look like short thin worms can get into your clothing and onto your body, down your socks and onto your feet. They grow to be like big fat ugly slugs off your blood as well. I normally take a small plastic bottle of thick bleach myself, for various reasons, dab a cotton wool bud in the bleach and place it on the leech and the bugger will soon let go. If your lighter and matches are water sodden which they get, you cannot burn them off. Salt is also good to remove them, or you can scrape them off with a sharp blade.

Back to the mosquito, I have seen people go down with malaria and dengue fever, both are bad, but dengue fever is horrendous, it's unlikely one would survive without first class medication.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 09:56 am
McTag wrote:
The Darien venture failure- stop press- Perfidious Albion to blame.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/article/0,,2166522,00.html

I knew it, I just knew it.


If you love Kiltland so much, why don't you get back to it then?

Kilty peoples are always moaning!

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:13 am
...and going on about the English!

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:14 am
...and you even had Mel Gibson helping you out.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:15 am
...and you don't pay for your prescriptions!

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:16 am
...and you always make me go Dutch for lunch! Even though you are loaded!

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:17 am
...and you gave (some of) us ginger hair!

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:18 am
Only 96 posts to go...

Betchya hate it when I do this.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:21 am
Where is everyone?

I know steveoooooh is on, he's on another thread, going on with himself about squid ink.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:22 am
...like I've never had squid in it's own ink before!

Had some from our chippy just the other night, with mushy peas and a barm.

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 10:23 am
Mathos wrote:


Sorry Mac, I was going to get back to you on the mossi question but Spendi distracted me.

Depends basically where you are, on the Burmese/Cambodian and Laotian border there are areas rife with malaria. It's a good idea therefore to take the anti-malaria pills. This does not stop the buggers biting you though. It's amazing how many people think if they swallow the pills that they won't get bitten. You have to start taking the pills daily for a couple of weeks prior to going to an area with malaria , each day you are there and for a couple of weeks after leaving. There is no need to take them for places like Bangkok or any of the popular tourist spots in these countries, the malaria is no longer a threat there. Just the bites!

With regards to the bites, it's strange, sometimes you notice three or four people in one spot and one will get covered in bites, and I mean covered, hundreds of them. The others can walk away scot free. Its essential not to wear any products like after shave or deodorants. Apparently the scents are an attraction to them. Bites can be a bloody nuisance. Avoid scratching them, I normally wipe any bites down with whisky. ( Don't forget whisky is dirt cheap out there a bottle of G.F. or Bells for between £5 and £6. even less in Cambodia, Burma and Laos ) It stops the itching and also keeps the mosquito away. They are always worse in the rainy or monsoon season, and malaria and dengue fever are more prevalent at that time of year. There are various roll on and sprays you can buy, but you end up smelling like a walking DDT pole and I do wonder if all that junk being absorbed into the body can be any good for you?. Garlic is a good deterrent, but there is no real magic answer. Whisky does work, but not for long, it evaporates quickly.

It's obviously a bad time to travel in the monsoon season, I have done it a couple of times, but prefer to avoid it. It's also very dangerous, muddy and rivers at times are impassable. Plus leeches, leeches which look like short thin worms can get into your clothing and onto your body, down your socks and onto your feet. They grow to be like big fat ugly slugs off your blood as well. I normally take a small plastic bottle of thick bleach myself, for various reasons, dab a cotton wool bud in the bleach and place it on the leech and the bugger will soon let go. If your lighter and matches are water sodden which they get, you cannot burn them off. Salt is also good to remove them, or you can scrape them off with a sharp blade.

Back to the mosquito, I have seen people go down with malaria and dengue fever, both are bad, but dengue fever is horrendous, it's unlikely one would survive without first class medication.
Blimey. Did you complain to the Tour Operator? This wasnt in Ban Nongle by any chance?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 12:55 pm
Had my mobile phone switched off all day.

Aaaah peace.

(btw smorgs, why don't u bleedin answer yours??)
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 01:19 pm
Ban Nong are you referring to in Laos Steve?

No, it wasn't there, I have been into Laos, a beautiful country, sadly marred though following the American War of Aggression with Vietnam.

I have some old photographs somewhere of houses built up on top of unexploded American bombs! When I was in Vientiane there were numerous stalls selling personal articles from GI's. I remember the words on a pocket watch!

'When I die, bury me face down, so America can kiss my f*****g arse'

Dog tags and all sorts of bits and pieces.

The country is very poor, the people make the most out of what little they have though. I crossed from Thailand many years back via the 'Friendship Bridge ' at a place called Nong Khai. That was quite a nice Thai town.

We were limited then as to where we could go in Laos and there was much red tape, which didn't give us any scope, perhaps it will be better now. I'll let you know.

I have been making enquiries for a Visa into Laos for this trip, there doesn't appear to be a problem getting the same.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 01:43 pm
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Had my mobile phone switched off all day.

Aaaah peace.

(btw smorgs, why don't u bleedin answer yours??)


I was watching Jamie Oliver do things with beetroot.

x
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 02:30 pm
Mathos wrote-

Quote:
That was quite a nice Thai town.


On behalf of the people of Nong Khai, who possibly won't have the opportunity, may I express the gratitude they would be sure to send your way for those most kind words.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 11 Sep, 2007 02:50 pm
Mathos wrote:
Ban Nong are you referring to in Laos Steve?

No, it wasn't there, I have been into Laos, a beautiful country, sadly marred though following the American War of Aggression with Vietnam.

I have some old photographs somewhere of houses built up on top of unexploded American bombs! When I was in Vientiane there were numerous stalls selling personal articles from GI's. I remember the words on a pocket watch!

'When I die, bury me face down, so America can kiss my f*****g arse'

Dog tags and all sorts of bits and pieces.

The country is very poor, the people make the most out of what little they have though. I crossed from Thailand many years back via the 'Friendship Bridge ' at a place called Nong Khai. That was quite a nice Thai town.

We were limited then as to where we could go in Laos and there was much red tape, which didn't give us any scope, perhaps it will be better now. I'll let you know.

I have been making enquiries for a Visa into Laos for this trip, there doesn't appear to be a problem getting the same.
no I actually meant here http://www.maplandia.com/laos/xiangkhouang/nong-het/ban-nongle/

but it might also be called ban nong.

What exactly were you doing out there mathos? Seems a long way to go for a holiday with leeches and man killing mosquitos. You can get those at Skegness
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