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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 01:56 pm
hey Francis what happened last night? I have a serious bet with an idiot Canadian that France will at least progress further than Ireland. Please reassure me I'm not completely nuts.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 01:58 pm
Francis wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
Francis wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
de rigeure

bloody hell mct

just because the wc is in France, no need to show off your Latin


Calling a loo wc in France is de rigueur...
ah oui mon ami je comprends bien, et Le World Cup est un grand pissoir n'est pas?


It pisses me off Twisted Evil
oh sorry thought you liked rugby
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:00 pm
You know, Steve, it was the excitement of the first match, just like the excitement of a young man sleeping with a girl for the first time. Sometimes he is not able to perform decently...

I bet it will change.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:12 pm
wasnt that what Ibanez was saying? Its like making love on the world stage.

But he said France was mentally strong...I'm not so sure and I worry about my $100 bet
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:13 pm
Mac wrote-

Quote:
Six foot and eighteen stone.

Some six-four. Some smaller.


I've met rugby players on a good few occasions. And the "some" at six-four are the norm. The "some" at six foot are a minority.

I'll go with six-two and 18 stone.

What is the size of the recruitment base at those levels. Almost anyone who is that size can play in a rugby team if he wants to. The recruitment base is tiny compared to football and cricket. Especially in R Union who are the ones I've met. A small recruitment base means only one thing- the sporting talent is downplayed. Not eradicated but downplayed. Not one England rugby union player I have ever seen would get into an England football or cricket shirt even if he was smaller and lighter. The skills required are beyond their capacities.

Hence it is a game mainly requiring brute force and aggression and is popular with those who like to identify vicariously with such qualities from their armchairs or a seat in the stands. Horserace jockeys are miles tougher despite having an even smaller recruitment base.

If you watch a women's football match, as I do now and again for laughs, the commentators often say a player is "fast" but they only mean in relation to the other players.

Owen would never have scored that goal against a good side. Those two defenders were wooden.

Hey Mathos- the England football manager said that he had watched the cricket today. I think your hatred of cricket is an affectation which betrays a lack of interest in sport. No sportsman would talk about cricket the way you do. A love of sport, and I love rugby too, transcends the facile jingoism of home-townitis.

I don't suppose you saw that Indian bowler who, when he caught the dolly catch off his own bowling appealed to the umpire with arms outstretched. Sarcasm in action. The Indians were very badly served by the umpires all summer.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:26 pm
Francis wrote:

Calling a loo wc in France is de rigueur...


Cabinet would confuse the Brits, though, even more.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:28 pm
Francis-

Which French movie was it that depicted a young lad who had been sent to the brothel by his father for education and began the proceedings by examining the pictures on the wall as nonchalant as you like. Probably it derives from Flaubert in top hat and smoking a cigar whilst "on the job".

It gave me the impression that educated Frenchmen took such things in their stride. Is that not true?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:29 pm
Walter, you mean that is the place where politics pertain to? Laughing
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:31 pm
A chiotterie, correct :wink:
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:33 pm
what was the score Germany Wales Walter?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:34 pm
Ah, same difference as in Scotland, I think, 2:0?

(Watching Federer is much more interesting.)
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:46 pm
wooooo!
Guess what! I got an exellence scholarship to go to college in london! yay!
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:56 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Francis wrote:

Calling a loo wc in France is de rigueur...


Cabinet would confuse the Brits, though, even more.


Wot you sayin', we is fick?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:00 pm
Wonderful, Pentacle, that's terrific.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:02 pm
many congrats pq
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:04 pm
spendius wrote:
Mac wrote-

Quote:
Six foot and eighteen stone.

Some six-four. Some smaller.


I've met rugby players on a good few occasions. And the "some" at six-four are the norm. The "some" at six foot are a minority.

I'll go with six-two and 18 stone.

What is the size of the recruitment base at those levels. Almost anyone who is that size can play in a rugby team if he wants to. The recruitment base is tiny compared to football and cricket. Especially in R Union who are the ones I've met. A small recruitment base means only one thing- the sporting talent is downplayed. Not eradicated but downplayed. Not one England rugby union player I have ever seen would get into an England football or cricket shirt even if he was smaller and lighter. The skills required are beyond their capacities.


Wrong, Spendy, and not for the first time either.

The most skilful and well-beloved players, Barry John, Cliff Morgan, Jonny Wilkinson, Richard Sharp, Thomas Casteignede, Gary Armstrong, Roger Millward, Alex Murphy, were not big men.

Colin Cowdrey, now. He was a tub, and the only games he could be considered for would be cricket and snooker.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:11 pm
Spendius - The name of the movie, which I remember seeing, doesn't immediately come to mind. But it's true that educated Frenchmen take those things as it goes, nonchalantely..
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:12 pm
spendius wrote:


Hey Mathos- the England football manager said that he had watched the cricket today. I think your hatred of cricket is an affectation which betrays a lack of interest in sport. No sportsman would talk about cricket the way you do. A love of sport, and I love rugby too, transcends the facile jingoism of home-townitis.

I don't suppose you saw that Indian bowler who, when he caught the dolly catch off his own bowling appealed to the umpire with arms outstretched. Sarcasm in action. The Indians were very badly served by the umpires all summer.



The England football manager Spendius is a complete and utter tosser!

Let me make it quite clear to you, once again, sunshine.

I have explained to you on more than one occasion that I do not enjoy watching cricket, it bores the bloody pants off me. I played cricket in my youth and found great enjoyment in the game. When bowling, the idea being to make the ball hit the ground and bounce up hard to try and knock the batsmans teeth out, break his nose or jaw a black eye was a consolation prize. We never wore silly guards or helmets in those days. When batting it was brilliant if you could hit the ball hard and really do some damage to one of the fielders, getting runs was a last resort really. OK

A pair of pads and a bollock box, plus a pair of fancy gloves to stop you getting your knuckles broken. The knuckles being an important factor for boxing, it was a good idea to look after them.

I haven't got the slightest idea what you are on about with Indian bowlers old boy, it would be like asking me about Telly Tubbies, it sounds as interesting!

Tell me Spendi, do you play with your dick when your watching all this cricket?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:21 pm
I'll leave the mush for now.

Francis- will you translate this for me-

Quote:
On n'est point criminel pour faire la peinture
Des bizarres penchans qu'inspire la Nature.


I have a fair idea but I'd like to check it.

Mac- modern sport. You know- when big money is at stake.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:21 pm
McTag wrote:
I'm not too fond of Prince either. Mrs Hinteler has sound judgement imo.

And as for going to London to watch a pop concert...I'd sooner listen to Spendy reading from the telephone directory.


yeah yeah ok grand dad.
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