Don't be so daft Mac. It is impossible to ever finish that. It was written for an "ideal reader with an ideal insomnia."
Here's a bit which your post reminded me of a very little-
Quote:Anam muck an dhoul! Did ye drink me doornail?
Now be aisy, good Mr Finnimore, sir. And take your laysure like a god on pension and don't be walking abroad. Sure you'd only lose yourself in Healiopolis now the way your roads in Kapelavaster are that winding there after the calvary, the North Umbrian and the Five Barrow and Waddlings Raid and the Bower Moore and wet your feet maybe with the foggy dew's abroad. Meeting some sick old bankrupt or the Cotterick's donkey with his shoe hanging, clankatachankata, or a slut snoring with an impure infant on a bench. 'Twould turn you against life, so 'twould....
Fairly streetfurrowed eh that what?
Anthony Burgess did a Finnegan made easy book but it is hard to find. There a handful in the US on Abe Books and they are not cheap. If ever you see one let me know.
A little tip so you don't look a gump when you're posing all literarylike sometime. It's Finnegans Wake and not Finnegan's Wake. It's a mental gym.
