Perhaps a downunder massage would send you to sleep, smorgie
I recorded The Sopranos last night and I watched it early this morning.
I couldn't get back to sleep for hunger pangs.
Bobby whacked a French Canadian punk.
Hey smorgs! yes I have been a little busy recently! I quit work and went on lots of holidays... I lived as a medievil person for a week at Dartmoor, and then I went to Wales camping for a week, and then I went to Amsterdam for a week, which was brilliant, although not to everyones approval.
I go to London on the 22nd. I can't wait to change my location on here. Is that sad?
No, not sad, youthful exuberance.
Did you partake in Amsterdam?
Was lying in the bath this morning with a scented candle, and a effing MASSIVE spider came a marching across the rack, offering to scrub my back!
I tell you, you've never seen a smorgs move so fast!
I've been 'spider aware' all day.
Then a wasp landed on my wrap at lunchtime...
All in all, it's been a etymological nightmare today.
I blame global warming, well Mathos to be more precise. If he hadn't taken all those flights to far-flung destinations, I wouldn't have had my ablutions disturbed.
Anybody else noticed a preponderance of spiders recently?
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smorgs wrote:Steve41oooooooh wrote:
Quote:because i dont like you
(smorgs dabs at mascara'd eye with delicate lace edging of her overly large bloomers with reinforced gusset)
Pour quai?
What have I ever done to you?
(ya bastard)
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silly person. I had a rush of Dyslexia to the head. Of course I like you. And each of your self-descriptions makes me like you more. Better?
Oh, okay then, I'll still be your friend...
Walter!
You naughty German you!
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Besides, it was only a scented tea-light...
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So just small pleasures after a sleepless night ...
The Pentacle Queen wrote: I lived as a medievil person for a week at Dartmoor,
Did they have Pantene in the Medievil period?
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spendius wrote:As every true Brit knows an act of-
Quote:Gross Moral Terpitude
is indecent behaviour with 144 members of the opposite sex either all at once, in manageable fragments or one at a time.
these US immigration officers must be sex obsessed.
PQ I think we should allow Muslims to build any size of Mosque just as the Saudis allow Christians to build churches in Mecca.
I'm making a sweet potato, cauliflower and spinach rogan josh, with basmati rice and naan for tea.
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Oh, yeah -- a normal event this time of year. We typically have a large creature outside our kitchen window. This year the two-foot web stretches between a tomato plant and a pepper plant. I have no idea of the sex of said creature, but we always name our annual guest Penelope.
When I was young, I used to think that name was pronounced penny-lope.
I don't mind arachnids.
Don't think I'd be good wallowing in maggots and bat droppings though, like David Attenborough.
smorgs wrote:I'm making a sweet potato, cauliflower and spinach rogan josh, with basmati rice and naan for tea.
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Nice one Smorgy. We had a McTag curry, made out of my own head.
McTag wrote:smorgs wrote:I'm making a sweet potato, cauliflower and spinach rogan josh, with basmati rice and naan for tea.
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Nice one Smorgy. We had a McTag curry, made out of my own head.
Um...not vegetarian then...
Now, this is interesting:
Quote:If sitting computer-time were replaced by walking-and-working, energy expenditure could increase by 100 kcal/h. Thus, if obese individuals were to replace time spent sitting at the computer with walking computer time by 2-3 h/day, and if other components of energy balance were constant, a weight loss of 20-30 kg/year could occur.
Source: British Journal of Sports Medidine:
The energy expenditure of using a "walk-and-work" desk for office workers with obesity
Tai Chi wrote:McTag wrote:smorgs wrote:I'm making a sweet potato, cauliflower and spinach rogan josh, with basmati rice and naan for tea.
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Nice one Smorgy. We had a McTag curry, made out of my own head.
Um...not vegetarian then...
Got it in one.
And who are you calling unique, you hearty flying pig?
Don't take offense, McTag, after all I'm assuming your head isn't made out of turnip! (Geesh, I knew I'd be sorry for posting here...)
