Uh, yeah, what Bella said
<sniffs>
I'm thinking in some dark corner, people are saying we're politically insensitive to height-othered individuals....
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
(by Randy Newman, a very short people)
Thank Bob we can beat the **** out of them in case of an uprising.
<sss-sss-sss>
Hell hath no fury like a midget scorned!
Damn tall people!
Hey
I actually LIKE short men
espically when I have on a long puffy skirt and heels..
I can't be romantically attached to short men.
I feel I need therapy.
Bob save the man who shows up with problematic teeth.
attention:
bi-polar bear is attacking me with false allegations about my supposedly fat arse.
that is all.
Chai wrote:attention:
bi-polar bear is attacking me with false allegations about my supposedly fat arse.
that is all.
I am not attacking you.... I find your fat arse charming and sexually charged.....I would be hard pressed to decide between peanut butter and maple syrup.
JPB wrote:2PacksAday wrote:Hell hath no fury like a midget scorned!
Damn tall people!
ummm, define tall.
Anyone that can reach the top cabinets without a step ladder.
All right, Shaggy, it's war.
Just see if you can get inside my reach.
Be mindful of my jab...it's at crotch height.
Be mindful of my crotch. It's at eyeball height.
I'm on p_dog's team! I haven't seen a top cupboard I couldn't reach yet.
dagmaraka wrote:sozobe wrote:That must be convenient.
i dare not to speculate.
She must be a pee-pee doctor.
Where are all the short people at?
