Yo, I drive a Merciless Benz
<groan>

We're supposed to know what we're doing?
<from out of the shadows Gustav emerges. He is dressed in black and moves with the stealth of a cat. His eyes shine with hatred and the moonlight briefly reflects from the blade of his knife as he raises it above his head and prepares to cut nimh to ribbons>
Why nimh? Get somebody like the big freaking green eye .
<hears noise, turns and directs attack towards newcomer>
<This is a good story!!...gets popcorn.....>
Attack a woman, huh?? Coward.
Why dont you attack a man your own size? Like, eh.. 2Packs or someone?
<whirls madly between lash and nimh, can't decide which one to attack. Screams and jumps out window>
Yeah go attack Intrepid, you coward!
[size=8]<ahem>[/size]
Oh, ok. Yeah that works too
<high fives Lash>
<high fives nimh, dances spirited jig>
<lays on sidewalk and rolls around in pain, glances up at window and sees silhouette of dancing, apparently jubilant characters. Stands up, brushes glass fragments from clothes, places knife in pocket, and walks away, shoulders held high in an effort to maintain dignity>
OK so now we got that out of the way, will you attack me without mercy now, Lash?
<smiles sweetly>
<excitedly checks for more Cool Whip>
nimh wrote:Attack a woman, huh?? Coward.
Why dont you attack a man your own size? Like, eh.. 2Packs or someone?
Wow....Gus is also 5'1, 112 lbs...I do seem to recall a fellow jockey I met at the Kentucky Derby, that had a penchant for pitchforks...nah couldn't be.
MIDGET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE!!! DIE!!!! DIE VILE, LOATHSOME IMBECILE!!!!!