For your consideration:
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps, in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
OWTW2 - question #7
When does a superstitious cowboy throw his hat on the bed?
Flumoxed wrote:For your consideration:
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps, in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
That's the problem, the government is spending all of their time looking for cows instead of the illegals. If they wanted to find the illegals all they would have to do is drive to the nearest construction site. Or Wal-mart.
unclelarry wrote:OWTW2 - question #7
When does a superstitious cowboy throw his hat on the bed?
Unkie was there a picture accompanying this clue? It's bad luck for cowboys to throw their hat on the bed and a superstitious cowboy wouldn't do it unless he was courting disaster.
Flumoxed wrote:unclelarry wrote:OWTW2 - question #7
When does a superstitious cowboy throw his hat on the bed?
Unkie was there a picture accompanying this clue? It's bad luck for cowboys to throw their hat on the bed and a superstitious cowboy wouldn't do it unless he was courting disaster.
Nope, no picture. That's the same answer we came up with last year.
Another for your consideration:
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore
Damn it takes Ben a long time to get dressed. She'll have to tell us the reason for this ... could be kinky.
Flumoxed wrote:Damn it takes Ben a long time to get dressed. She'll have to tell us the reason for this ... could be kinky.
Do you think leather could be involved?
unclelarry wrote:Flumoxed wrote:Damn it takes Ben a long time to get dressed. She'll have to tell us the reason for this ... could be kinky.
Do you think leather could be involved?
One can only hope ... btw think they make leather hip-waders? :wink:
I'm bbbbaaaaaacccckkk!!!!!! what are you guys talking about now.....Cows?
Guess I should count my blessings that no sheep are involved
unclelarry wrote:OWTW2 - question #7
When does a superstitious cowboy throw his hat on the bed?
when he wants to invite death...it's bad luck to put your hat on the bed...your hat must always be hung up....I myself never put my hat on a flat surface...especially before an event
I have to leave early today. Unkie you're in great hands ... continue your current line of questioning.
:wink:
Flumoxed wrote:I have to leave early today. Unkie you're in great hands ... continue your current line of questioning.
:wink:
Hey did you finish playin with them cows yet? :wink:
The company I work for is headquarted in Quebec, and they strive to try to get the folks in the US and Canada "on the same page" so to speak. I attended a corporate seminar where the theme was One Company, One Focus. The only problem was that with their accents they pronounced it f*** us. :wink:
ok guys popping back out again....so have fun...see ya in a bit
