Help Needed on Marlboro Contest III

Still here Ben ... didn't mean to scare you away.

yes but I bet they will still breed with some relative...which in a sense still proves genes override common sense and intelligents not to inbred

Time for the WINNER ... and then we can move onto something better! :wink:

#1 - Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his balls in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's balls in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for him, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and his balls were the weakest link. Sanchez's balls ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

Note: This one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

Flu thats way to much info for the morning!! :wink:

Morning Witty And Flumoxed!

Hi Red ... had to finish what I started.

Oh TTH where are you??? :wink:

Morning ((((Red))))

(((((((((((((((((((Witty))))))))))))))))))))))

Well you ain't got to explian to me why on whatever! Last I checked it's still a free country, but given today's politics that could change when the wind blows!! :wink:

Well How is everyone today? Don't ya all hide just because I came on!

I know your all busy in some way so I'll say bye for now, And have a nice day :wink:

Oh God we just finished a discussion on genetics ... let's leave politics alone for awhile.

I'm doing alright today and you Red?....how are things going for ya?

Red this is the "New" Marlboro thread. Ya gotta give us at least 30 minutes to post a response. :wink:

Well I just took care of some insurance matters, and then I had to set an appointment with a neurology group. So I can get an evaluation of my intellect! I am only affraid they will find me to be dumber than a stump!!

Red .....ya can't post a question and then try to leave in 30 seconds....hell even a minute man takes 60

Yeah I know I just did not want to make the $hit list!!