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Sat 5 Oct, 2002 03:04 pm
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Anon
'One reason why I
don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.'
~ Nancy Astor (have a beer, Nance
)
'I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.'
~ Sir Winston Churchill
"Quit hogging the
beer Craven!" - Dan-E
'Beer is proof that
God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
~ Benjamin Franklin
'I drink to make
other people appear more intelligent. I drink a lot.'
~ Anonymous :wink:
'You're not drunk
if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
~ Anonymous (although I believe it belongs to Tony Curtis)
'Always do sober
what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'
~ Ernest Hemingway
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas
If the headache would only precede the introxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
- Samuel Butler
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
WC Fields and Douglas Fairbanks would often holiday in a land yaght filled to the gunnels with booze. A favorite pastime was heading out to watch amateur boxing matches. At one point, they bought a boxer who was the least talented fighter they had ever seen. They'd set him up with matches, then go watch him get pummeled.
And I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep but the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Oh godess! Now all the neighbours think I am drunk because I have been laughing so loudly!
But - I still HATE beer.
Cahmon, Deb. By now your neighbors must be used to your raucous, reeling and free-wheeling escapades.
And I'm still gonna pretend I didn't read that, Deb.
Everybodies got to believe in something................I believe I'll have another Beer
'When I read about the evils of drinking, I quit reading.'
~ Henny Youngman
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