Drinking

'One reason why I

don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.'

~ Nancy Astor (have a beer, Nance

)

'I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.'

~ Sir Winston Churchill

If all be true that

I do think, There are five reasons we should drink;
Good wine - a freind - or being dry
-or lest we should be by

and by - and any other reason why.
Henry Aldrich

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, But

Ale is Ale.
Cloudesley

There are two reasons for drinking:
one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it;
the

other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
Thomas Love Peacock

What comntemptible scoundrel has stolen the

cork to my lunch?
WC Fields

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up inthe morning,


that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to

the lack of alcohol.
Everyone was to drunk to remember

The problem with some people is that when they aren't

drunk,
they're sober.
William Butler Yeats

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks

behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl

and an honest one. A cold beer?-and another one!
Irish toast

But the greatest love--the love above all loves,

Even greater than that of a mother...
Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.


Irish love ballad

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol,
than alcohol has taken out of

me.
Winston Churchill

I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan

A woman drove

me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

From Cloudesly's site:

http://users.accesscomm.ca/cyberdas/das/dastop_scroll.html

"Quit hogging the

beer Craven!" - Dan-E

'Beer is proof that

God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

~ Benjamin Franklin

'I drink to make

other people appear more intelligent. I drink a lot.'

~ Anonymous :wink:

'You're not drunk

if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

~ Anonymous (although I believe it belongs to Tony Curtis)

'Always do sober

what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'

~ Ernest Hemingway

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

- Dylan Thomas


If the headache would only precede the introxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

- Samuel Butler

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

WC Fields and Douglas Fairbanks would often holiday in a land yaght filled to the gunnels with booze. A favorite pastime was heading out to watch amateur boxing matches. At one point, they bought a boxer who was the least talented fighter they had ever seen. They'd set him up with matches, then go watch him get pummeled.

And I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep but the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

rof.....

Excellent, MA.

Oh godess! Now all the neighbours think I am drunk because I have been laughing so loudly!


But - I still HATE beer.

Cahmon, Deb. By now your neighbors must be used to your raucous, reeling and free-wheeling escapades.

And I'm still gonna pretend I didn't read that, Deb.

Everybodies got to believe in something................I believe I'll have another Beer

Hey Algis! I like that one! :wink:

If I remember correctly, that comes from 'Norm' of 'Cheers'.

[/i] - Myself

'When I read about the evils of drinking, I quit reading.'

~ Henny Youngman