Blu moon,
Blu moon,
Is I doomed?
Or can I still croon!
The last time I looked,
plane ticket was booked.
you're going away,
What more can I say?
I've got the "he's going away" blues!
Fly away?
Is that you, I say.
What to do, cause
I'm so blue, so blue, over you!
Is all I can say.
Oh I looked out this morning and what did I see? (x 3)
I saw a sock puppet with a fag in its mouth looking back at me.
I got those bunny blues
Got those smart-arse sock-puppet bunny blues
Its a sight that's too much for me to see
Coz that dlown she's got like 10 times more posts on A2K than me
Now for some authentic blues from an Okie who don't play an instrument and who can not carry a tune at all. Like to hear it; here it goes:
EDGAR'S BLUES
I'm feeling blue this morning
Since my baby made me get out of bed
Feeling blue this morning
My baby made me get out of the bed
Feeling xtra blue this morning
Because my baby threw me out of our bed
She poured ice water upon me
And this is what she said
I want you to go to work for me honey
Because Mama needs to have some new shoes
I want you to go on to work now darlin
Because Mama needs a pair of brand new shoes
I want you to go to work for me sugar
Mama needs two more pair of shoes
As I looked at my loving baby
My eyes bugged out of my head
She had put her bra on backwards
She'd done it quite by accident
She put her bra on herself backwards
Done it quite by accident
She put her bra on herself all backwards
And it was an accident
And looked back and looked back
Innocently looked my way
And I was burning to say it
But I shut my mouth instead
Yes I was burning to say it
But I shut my mouth instead
I was in a frenzy wanting to say it
But I shut my pie hole instead
I was about to go crazy people
Because it fit her better that way
That's why I got the blues this morning
Watching my woman look like that
I'll keep on feelin it people
And you can bet on that
(I say I) looked in the mirror today.
All my hairs been turnin' grey,
and my ole feet they hurtin' so bad
an' my ole man, hell, he stay mad.
I'm just a old woman God done forgot
Cain't piss, cause they ain't no damn pot.
That man, he yellin' my name--
Yep, another day--they all the same.
I got the old woman, no piss pot blues
Cain't never win when you know you gone lose.
Excellent, now next stanzas must involve either:
-her infidelity
-your recently deceased dog
-your pickup truck
-an altercation you had in a local tavern
-moonshining and/or rustlin'
Failing that you could start praising the looks and possible availability of your 12 year old cousin/niece.
Quote:I got the old woman, no piss pot blues
That's right honey, work from your
happy spot......
Please don't make fun of her dead dog.
Sofia, sweetie - I think you might be confusing the blues with incontinence. I understand that Depend have a wide range of products that could help.
No blues, like
Those down in the dumps,
Chicago-time blues!
Heard it on State Street!
Heard it on that Great Street!
What mo to say,
When you're Blue, Blue on the Michigan Ave, By-way?
I got the blues my friends,
Man, I got 'em bad.
I got the blues my friends,
The worst I've ever had.
Hear my pain all of you,
both wimmins and mens....
I am incontinent,
and I'm fresh out of Depends.
My old woman has evidenced an ability to hold her water for indefinite lengths of time, due to having no pot to piss in.
She is not incontinent, but is full of piss.
I'm henry of the eights I am
Sofia - I take it ALL back! Bless Ol' Glory and any bikini-clad bimbo that wraps herself up in it!!!
Sofia Sofia, where did that cute bikini go
OH Sofia Sofia, just where did that swimsuit go....
Your avatar has changed again
into someone I don't know....
I was a tanned goddess, served by the sun
a wizened animation, and a bird flickin' one--
I been a skyscape, and a flag bedecked goil
Cain't settle down in the avatar woild.
Am I sexed up or proper? I really can't say
what mood rules my avatar on each given day.
Bear with me, Ronald, it won't be too long
before I'm exposed in a tiny-hoe-thong.
I got the I-cain't-settle-down-in-an-avatar Blues....
