Annoying Things About Going to the Movies

Yeh. The movies.

The idiots who rattle their salty popcorn bags.











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people who complain about popcorn they KNOW sucks.. yet they spend 6-10 dollars a bag....

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Think of it as an opportunity to get creative! (Not that you aren't already.)

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Why'd you go to a theater where your ex is working? Did you notice everyone else there had properly sodiumed popcorn?

Yeah, it must have been that bitch. She got promoted from sanitary napkin dispensing machine maintenance supervisor to the snack counter since we broke up.

Seriously, this is ridiculous. I just brushed my teeth, and the corners or my mouth are now bleeding. BLEEDING!

I guess one positive thing (if I really REALLY stretch the meaning of the word, "positive") is that my date is sick, so I won't have to worry about any oral activities tonight. Maybe tomorrow this will be better. Still, I should sue that stupidass movie theater.

So now I have nobody to go out with tonight. Crap. I guess I'll just have to get drunk and watch football.

You could just stay online and regale us all, Kicky. A virtual date is better than no date at all. Good company here. I think shewolf was about to pop some popping corn. (Go easy on the salt, she.)

People who eat popcorn at the cinema......the stink is disgusting.....

Hahaha....kicky just had his first herpes outbreak and is blaming it on popcorn.

Wait...you would have had to get laid to get herpes.

DAMN! You eating out prostitutes again?