
Our only option is impeachment and those bastard Founding Fathers forgot to put "acting like a spoiled frat brat dry drunk" in the Constitution, but I did think of this a few minutes ago as I was taking a long middle of the night whizz:
We could buy him off.
We could do it. George has never really wanted to be President, it was a surprise to him when the Supreme Court rolled over it's past "The State Court is the guiding judical hand in elections." and gave him the office. He was even more surprised when Kerry turned out not to able to find his own ass with both hands, so
here's what we do:
We get everybody who opposes the war to send in five bucks apiece. If the polls are right,
and they are, there are about 140 million adults in this country who want this mess to end now. Maybe some of them will pop for a sawbuck, I know I will, that's a
lot of money, almost as much as these CEOs get when they get fired from Home Depot, it should be enough.
We send it to the ranch, he goes there, sees this shittload of cash and DECIDES to take a two year nap.
Okay, I'm calling MoveOn and getting this going.
Joe(Now. What about Dick?)Nation