You know, it's kinda funny... I was looking through various photos of the guy and I came across one that reminded me of something.
Here's the deal. One of these days I plan on traveling to San Diego and visiting Calamity Jane.
It will be an unannounced visit. I plan on just showing up at her house one day.
She will be comfortably resting on her couch, laptop in hand, and the sound of her doorbell will awake her from her googling for german studs search.
She will start to get off the couch.
I will have my ear to the door and once I hear the springs of the couch signaling her departure from her perch and subsequent advance toward the door, I will make my move.
The door will explode into fragments beneath the weight of my massive boot.
And this is what Jane shall see....
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