Is It Even Possible This Guy Could Be A Bigger Idiot?

Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 10:15 am
Eorl wrote:
Oh, come on. Let's go to the stoning.

We're gonna get stoned? Cool!

Clearly, I need to get to church more often!
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Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 08:53 pm
Re: Is It Even Possible This Guy Could Be A Bigger Idiot?
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
God spoke to me last night over fondue and told me that Pat Robertson has two extra thumbs on his feet....

I'm sure Pat will strive for new levels of idiocy each year, even as he rakes in the dollars from his flock.
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Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 08:57 pm
boomerang wrote:
The Lord told me that the MacTavish's were having a mass kilting sometime late in 2007 and that I should be measured by April or May so that I would be ready sometime late September.....

I'm guessing either Pat or I misunderstood. The Lord had a bit of wine to ring in the new year and he can sometimes be hard to follow.

Geez, and here I thought there would be a mass tilling. I had thought it a great way to ease world hunger. Maybe God has a speach impediment. That could explain a lot!
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 10:46 am
Heh heh.

When the Lord gets a little tipsy and starts a game of Telephone there's no telling what will happen! It's bedlam, I'm telling you.


Good times.
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