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Is It Even Possible This Guy Could Be A Bigger Idiot?

 
 
Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 08:38 am
God spoke to me last night over fondue and told me that Pat Robertson has two extra thumbs on his feet....
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 08:43 am
Possible, but unlikely.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 08:45 am
So, what kind of fondue does God like? Do you two ever share recipes?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 09:08 am
I imagine God has a wicked Devil's Food Cake recipe.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 09:10 am
last night we had him over for chocolate fondue with pineapples, apples, bananas and pretzels. We had some left over from NYE.

He seemed to enjoy it, but He said the most enjoyable part of the evening was the company.

He's actually an Angel Food cake guy.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 09:17 am
The Lord told me that the MacTavish's were having a mass kilting sometime late in 2007 and that I should be measured by April or May so that I would be ready sometime late September.....

I'm guessing either Pat or I misunderstood. The Lord had a bit of wine to ring in the new year and he can sometimes be hard to follow.
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EpiNirvana
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 04:31 pm
Maybe God is just prank calling this guy. Yea there will be a flood, and your refridgerator is running away! You know stuff like that.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 04:40 pm
The Lord told me to come forth, but I came fifth and only won a bag of peanuts.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 04:44 pm
Careful about accepting "bags of peanuts" from the old deities. A lot of them had fetishes for genital mutilation.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 04:44 pm
Who here remembers Jeanne Dixon? She was famous for this sort of thing...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 04:53 pm
patiodog wrote:
Careful about accepting "bags of peanuts" from the old deities. A lot of them had fetishes for genital mutilation.


Yes, a Rabbi once gave me a small purse made entirely of foreskins. I found that if I stroked it for ten seconds, it turned into a suitcase.
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 05:21 pm
Hey, d'art. I remember Jean all right. Didn't she predict Kennedy's death post hoc? I also remember Oral Roberts saying that if he didn't raise $1,000,000.00, the Lord was going to take him.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 05:33 pm
Handy. You could pour cold water on it to make it fit in the overhead bin, I'd imagine.
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 10:03 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
So, what kind of fondue does God like? Do you two ever share recipes?


Blessed are the cheesemakers.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 10:18 pm
How blessed are the money grabbers.









Oh, wait, he never said that, did he?



Anyway, what's so blessed about the cheesemakers?
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 10:32 pm
Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 10:34 pm
Shut up, bignose.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 10:38 pm
patiodog wrote:
Shut up, bignose.


*reinforcements arrive.*

shut up pencildick
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jan, 2007 11:03 pm
Oh, come on. Let's go to the stoning.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 06:08 am
Dartagnan wrote:
Who here remembers Jeanne Dixon? She was famous for this sort of thing...



For what? Fondue parties?
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