The Holly Jolly Christmas Thread

Joe Nation wrote:

By mistake, I punched up this thread and saw Cat's huge replay of H*** J***** . I was rendered unconscious and now have blood coming out of my left ear.

Joe(ow ow ow)Nation

Yeah. It's glorious, innit?

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Have a holly jolly Christmas it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow but have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly Christmas and when you walk down the street
Say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet
Oh ho the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[ fiddle - guitar ]
Have a holly jolly Christmas...
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year

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MEDIUM WIDE OF JOE"S WORKSHOP
JOE ignores the sound of the overheated bearing in the knife sharpening machine while making sure the last of the dozen blades are honed to razor fine. Shuts off machine and starts packing, glances every once in awhile towards the GPS tracker screen.
TIGHT SHOT OF SCREEN The little green dot which represents EDGAR is moving down the hallway of his abode.
TWO BUTTON SHOT OF JOE
He slides the packet of knives into a black zipper case, straps it to his right side, pulls his mask down over his face. Picks up GPS device and heads towards the door.

WIDE SHOT EXTERIOR
JOE'S truck backs down driveway and turns right. Truck drives out of the shot.

CUT TO BLACK

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Edgar puts on the wife's dress and takes her car in the direction of (destination undisclosed). Holly jolly to all, he shouts, defiantly.

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Oh, dear. It has been over two hours, since we heard this little ditty. Ready? Here goes . . .

Have a holly jolly Christmas it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow but have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly Christmas and when you walk down the street
Say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet
Oh ho the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[ fiddle - guitar ]
Have a holly jolly Christmas...
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year

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*Feels isolated (again) cause hes never had the pleasure of ranting about Holly Jolly xmas's*

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dadpad
It ain't all it's cracked up to be- -specially if you hate the song as much as everybody else does.

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yes but how can I have the pleasure of ranting about it when I have never heard it.

*Feels deprived*

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I have a solution. Go to the store and buy a DVD of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, as told by Burl Ives. Or, buy it online. Skip to the closing scene. There, in all its glory:

Have a holly jolly Christmas it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow but have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly Christmas and when you walk down the street
Say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet
Oh ho the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[ fiddle - guitar ]
Have a holly jolly Christmas...
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year

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Have a holly jolly Christmas it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow but have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly Christmas and when you walk down the street
Say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet
Oh ho the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[ fiddle - guitar ]
Have a holly jolly Christmas...
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year

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ok.

shut up now edgar.

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dadpad wrote:

ok.

shut up now edgar.

Aw, someone's grumpy this morning. I know what he needs.

Have a holly jolly Christmas it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow but have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly Christmas and when you walk down the street
Say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet
Oh ho the mistletoe hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[ fiddle - guitar ]
Have a holly jolly Christmas...
Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas this year

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ok, we can put up with your drooling and opinions about "evolution being real" but , UP, is with which, this song shall no longer be PUT.

CAn I have yer word that youll be finished with this **** by Tuesday at the latest?

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There are no positives in this world. Suppose I give my word, and then my hand slips on the submit button? No; can't allow that I might be a liar. Most I can offer is a definite "perhaps."

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which would indicate a perhaps not....

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Joe Nation wrote:

MEDIUM WIDE OF JOE"S WORKSHOP
JOE ignores the sound of the overheated bearing in the knife sharpening machine while making sure the last of the dozen blades are honed to razor fine. Shuts off machine and starts packing, glances every once in awhile towards the GPS tracker screen.
TIGHT SHOT OF SCREEN The little green dot which represents EDGAR is moving down the hallway of his abode.
TWO BUTTON SHOT OF JOE
He slides the packet of knives into a black zipper case, straps it to his right side, pulls his mask down over his face. Picks up GPS device and heads towards the door.

WIDE SHOT EXTERIOR
JOE'S truck backs down driveway and turns right. Truck drives out of the shot.

CUT TO BLACK

dadpad wrote:

ok.

shut up now edgar.

farmerman wrote:

ok, we can put up with your drooling and opinions about "evolution being real" but , UP, is with which, this song shall no longer be PUT.

CAn I have yer word that youll be finished with this **** by Tuesday at the latest?

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Joeblow wrote:

Joe Nation wrote:
MEDIUM WIDE OF JOE"S WORKSHOP
JOE ignores the sound of the overheated bearing in the knife sharpening machine while making sure the last of the dozen blades are honed to razor fine. Shuts off machine and starts packing, glances every once in awhile towards the GPS tracker screen.
TIGHT SHOT OF SCREEN The little green dot which represents EDGAR is moving down the hallway of his abode.
TWO BUTTON SHOT OF JOE
He slides the packet of knives into a black zipper case, straps it to his right side, pulls his mask down over his face. Picks up GPS device and heads towards the door.

WIDE SHOT EXTERIOR
JOE'S truck backs down driveway and turns right. Truck drives out of the shot.

CUT TO BLACK

dadpad wrote:
ok.

shut up now edgar.

farmerman wrote:
ok, we can put up with your drooling and opinions about "evolution being real" but , UP, is with which, this song shall no longer be PUT.

CAn I have yer word that youll be finished with this **** by Tuesday at the latest?

Thanks, joeblow. You've warmed the cockles of my heart. Have a holly jolly Christmas this year.

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I'm a fan of Burl Ives from way back. There -- I've said it. And I even like "Holly Jolly Christmas". I can't help it; my dad used to love singing all that stuff. Surely I'm not the only one to have been exposed to the corrupted version of "Winter Wonderland": "later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire..."

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