JPB
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 05:44 pm
@George,
That was beautiful, George.

Mary, Did You Know
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 07:12 pm
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 06:40 pm
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 06:45 pm
@edgarblythe,
One more FA LA LA, an Im gonna kick yer ass.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 06:46 pm
@farmerman,
Santa...?


Shocked
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 06:54 pm
@Rockhead,
HEY! Can It!. You think I like sittin here all day in this goddam suit, lookin like some fuzzy trimmed fairy. THen, when I get hungry, what the hell do I get? some douche brings me fuckin COOKIES and hot chocolate. MAn I need a JAck on the Rocks.
Santas got a bad headache and he puked in his suit.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 07:39 pm
Aw, relax, Santa. Today I was driving, listening to the all-Christmas- music-all-day-long station, when they played Baby It's Cold Outside. WTF has it to do with Xmas? So, you see, things are not always la la happy from my perspective, either. You can bet that sation manager is going to get a curt email, once I look him up on the net.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2010 05:49 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 02:32 pm
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 04:40 pm
NEWSFLASH.
Turkeys vote no for xmas.

http://img.rasset.ie/0003fdae-970.jpg
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 04:42 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
'sokay. At my house we eat ham for Christmas.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 04:44 pm
@edgarblythe,
Turkeys say " Ed our friend"
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George
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 08:03 pm
MARSHMALLOW NATIVITY SCENE

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/12/marshmallow2.jpg
Tai Chi
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 08:16 am
@George,
I suppose it would be sacrilegious if I said that looks delicious, George.

The Huron Carol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6IG6F6E5Ac
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 09:37 am
@edgarblythe,
A Letter to Rudolph

Dear Husband, It is time that I must have my say,
I've taken your **** day after day.
I've kept the home peaceful year after year
Now there is going to be changes, so listen my dear.

So you're famous, everyone knows your name,
And you're a specialist by gum, in the transport game,
You think you're so grand with your important job.
But I'm telling you my dear you're a worn out old yob

363 days a year,
You sit on your arse drinking scotch, rum and beer,
You claim it is to keep up the shine on your nose
So Santa can see where he bloodywell goes.

One night a year is all that you work,
You and your eight reisty mates - they're all jerks.
Dasher and Dancer - Speed freaks I say,
The sleigh wouldn't go that quick any other way.
Prancer and Vixen - Just cheap little tarts,
But they look like angels once Comet starts.

Cupids on some freaked out damned power trip,
And Donner...well, she should just get a damned grip
And Blitzen, I almost don't need to say,
Is here getting blitzed with you every day.

All of these years at the front of the sled,
Has gone, I'm afraid, to your crusty old head.
You're a layabout and a drunkard, with a big shiny nose,
And a weakness for elves in black pantyhose.

I'm telling you husband that one Christmas song,
Has made you think that you can do no wrong.
So this year while your out with old Santa's sled,
I am eloping, my dear, with your friend - Mr. Ed
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 03:05 pm
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George
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 04:07 pm
@Tai Chi,
Tai Chi wrote:

I suppose it would be sacrilegious if I said that looks delicious, George.

I don't think so.
That reminded me of a time when Nigel, my youngest, referred to our
nativity set as "Baby Jesus Action Figures".
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 04:18 pm
I vaguely recall a story about someone substituting a HeMan action figure for baby Jesus a few years ago. I don't recall what happened to the real figure. Stolen, perhaps.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 08:05 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-oVPVsCqs4

Today was the first day I heard this unorthodox Christmas carol. Kind of appropriate with the recession still hanging around these days.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 03:23 pm
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