edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2010 10:05 am
We bought a 20 lb turkey for $4.50 at HEB Saturday. Between now and then we need to get all of the accessories.
Tai Chi
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2010 11:15 am
@edgarblythe,
I had no idea you could get accessories for turkeys:
http://www.desertsociety.com/picts/dressturkey/PB152736.jpg

I think the spats are a nice touch.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2010 11:20 am
@edgarblythe,
I like to roast turkeys on a regular basis; I carve it up and freeze most of it to use as lunchmeat.

It irritates me that the really big turkeys are only sold around Thanksgiving, since it's basically as much work to roast a small bird as a big bird.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2010 11:37 am
We get the biggest bird we can for the same reasons.
I think turkeys resemble George Washington, somewhat. Pity his birthday does not fall in November.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 22 Nov, 2010 09:56 pm
We had the holiday parade here, last Saturday. In Tomball, the season has officially started, with Santa Clause appearing on the final float. I am revving up for the big moment, when we can all say "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas; its the best time of the year -"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2010 05:58 am
Countdown ...
dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2010 06:02 am
ARRRRRGGGGG!

LA la la la la la [email protected]@- la la la l alllaaalll
I cant hear you
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Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2010 06:05 am
@edgarblythe,
The usual place?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2010 02:37 pm
One ...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2010 08:32 pm
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 04:11 am
@edgarblythe,
And not a moment too soon. I sit here in a puddle of my own urine in anticipation of another holiday season with all its accompanying phoniness and commercialism.

I need a slice a punkin pie.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 04:18 am
Time for one of my favorites . . . turn up those speakers, folks!



Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:54 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:32 pm
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2010 11:45 am
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George
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2010 01:22 pm
margo
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2010 02:35 pm
@George,
I loved this one - came upon it by accident the other day - just about reduced me to tears!
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George
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2010 04:30 pm
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2010 06:17 pm
@George,
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2010 06:57 pm
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