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Tue 24 Jun, 2003 10:48 am
Re: Children of Israel
soul_doctor73 wrote:...Understanding that the bible, although certainly the word of God...
Since you know so much, perhaps you will share how you know this to be the case?
Oh, oh-oh-oh, The Is-ah-raelites . . .
I get up in the morning
slaving for bread sir,
so that every mouth can be fed,
oooh, oooh mi Israelites.
Mi wife an' ma kids
them a pack up an'a leave me,
"darling" she said "I was yours to be seen",
oooh, oooh mi Israelites.
Cho! shirt dem a tear-up
trousers a go,
I don't wan' to end up like Bonny and Clyde,
ooh, oooh mi Israelites.
After a storm there must be a calm,
you catch me in your farm,
you sound your alarm,
oooh, oooh mi Israelites.
The New Testament has about 30+ extant books of 'Apocrypha'. The bible itself has about 27 or so books of NT.
The Israelite Scriptures has a total of 94 books, 70 of which are Pseudepigrapha. The 24 'canonical' books of the Roman authorized bible are merely part of these.
fresco got dem good shid in da Bibo. Him find plenny much good word dere,
sou doctah, why yo all beshiddin up wifn us folk. We doan mean no hurtin yo. HAH?
hey sou man , yo ever makin reaD AT DERE bOOKA jEEROME?hah?
ME NEEDER
Long live Desmond Dekker!!
ya man he be da king a ska,Smokem ifn yo gottem
Psst....hey, if I tell this dude I believe him, and say I will convert the rest of you, do you think he will go away?
don be 'gartin that sacrament, pass that jug on 'round.
um well cav it will cost you $$ up front.
not with your blackboard there cav. Its a dead giveaway that you cannot be trusted with his message.
The more fantastic an ideology or theology, the more fanatic its adherents
Wait, I think I know this dude....I saw him in front of Massey Hall while we were waiting to see Lou Reed. He was preaching out of a refrigerator box with a bottle of cheap Canadian sherry, and once in a while would fall down and writhe around the box. Best free entertainment I've seen in a while...
And given the narrow seats and steep stairs in Massey Hall, it was undoubtedly a much more comfortable performance . . . nice neighborhood that theater's in . . . the ol' Reverend Doctor Soul here would fit right in . . .
Lou at Massey was one of the best shows I've ever seen
Hey guys the man is trying to save your souls. Man is he in the wrong place.
I prefer my prophets drunk and disorderly....like Bukowski.
Claude Hooper Bukowski
He hides in the movies, pretends he's Felini
And Antonioni and also his countryman Roman Polanski . . .
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