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Weird Rants To Help Keep You Sane!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 02:52 pm
sozobe wrote:
Well I'm hopping mad.

I have a ton of stuff that I have to do. I drop off my daughter at kindergarten, ahhhh, I have almost three hours, hooray! I take a deep breath, relax a bit, I need to eat first right? Then I decide to work on my website a bit, and I check into A2K while doing that, and there are some things to read, and I chat a bit. Eh, good for my mental health, still plenty of time. Then work on my website more, fiddle with this, fiddle with that, oh that looks much better. Happy sigh, glance at the clock.

IT'S 2 [expletive] 30 ALREADY!!!! HOW THE [expletive] DID THAT HAPPEN?!

I have about 25 things to do in the 15 minutes or so left before I have to pick up the kid. And I have nobody to blame but myself.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.



[size=7]At least I made progress on the website.[/size]







There, there...how sick making.



Sounds like you had fun, though, until you woke up and saw the time!








No thread leaving will be tolerated....unless someone posts a panegyric to their joy and serenity.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 04:56 pm
Panegyric?




Good God, woman, what's wrong with some good old Anglo-Saxon words now and again?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 06:40 pm
patiodog wrote:
Panegyric?




Good God, woman, what's wrong with some good old Anglo-Saxon words now and again?


I am polyglottally perverse.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 07:22 pm
So if one touches the back of your throat, you get aroused? I thought Alvie Singer's flames were weird.
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 13 Dec, 2006 08:36 pm
Hmmm, PatioDog has lured the bunny into admitting something that sounds pretty racy to me or, perhaps, sleep apnea inducing.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:13 am
patiodog wrote:
So if one touches the back of your throat, you get aroused? I thought Alvie Singer's flames were weird.



Wrong.



But I do find badinage strangely energising.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:19 am
You coquette, you...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:36 am
patiodog wrote:
You coquette, you...


You dog, you....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:37 am
Chien, if you please...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:40 am
patiodog wrote:
Chien, if you please...


Hund.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:40 am
get a room you 2!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:42 am
Mmmmm, my Polish grandmother, may she rest in peace, might object.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Polski_owczarek_nizinny.jpg/250px-Polski_owczarek_nizinny.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:43 am
dadpad wrote:
get a room you 2!


Call THAT a rant?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:44 am
patiodog wrote:
Mmmmm, my Polish grandmother, may she rest in peace, might object.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Polski_owczarek_nizinny.jpg/250px-Polski_owczarek_nizinny.jpg



You must be very grateful you didn't inherit her hair!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:44 am
.....to the "hund" bit.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:45 am
I'm just glad I didn't inhairit her hare.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:46 am
patiodog wrote:
.....to the "hund" bit.


What's wrong with Hund?

(Apart from it being a masculine noun.)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:47 am
Well, given that Poland and Germany have traditionally been allies -- nothing, I suppose.



...with apologies to Eurotrip...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:48 am
How's the leg, dadpad?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Dec, 2006 06:49 am
patiodog wrote:
Well, given that Poland and Germany have traditionally been allies -- nothing, I suppose.



...with apologies to Eurotrip...



They're all one big, happy community now.
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