cyphercat wrote:2PacksAday wrote:In all honesty!
There is a movie called Secret Window, Johnny Depp played the main character....in real life I am him.
...my ratty housecoat is nicer than his though.
Wait, are you the Turturro side or the regular Johnny side? You scare me if you wear that hat, but the housecoat was still pretty cute.
Johnny. I also keep my slinky well oiled.
But now that you mention it, I am southern, and do tend to wear large hats...not like the one in the movie though...but now you have me wondering.
I've only seen the movie once...after watching it, my wife walked over to me and said....are you ok, because I'm not, that was really, really freaky...and we agreed to never speak of the movie again. But for fun I use stills from the movie on my desktop...there is a pic of Johnny with the slinky, housecoat and screwy hair...that's me.
{note, this is Johnny "Pretty Boy" Depp were talking about here...so let me rephrase...the character he played, is me.}
My daughter watched the movie several months later, and she got a huge kick out of it...I don't remember how many times she came into the front room to tell me that the guy in the movie was just like me. She seriously asked if I personally knew the guy that wrote the story.
I explained to her that some writers tend to share similar quirks, and the writer of the story {Mr King, and then a screenwriter} simply exaggerated those quirks to create a unique character...unplugging phones...sleeping on the couch in a comatose state for 12 hrs....wearing worn out bathrobes...playing with slinkys while thinking up a plot device or just searching for the perfect word....arguing with a pack of cigarettes...not combing the hair...etc, and it was all just a slightly unnerving coincidence.
She didn't buy it, and to this day she swears that I know Stephen King.