Since no one is here I can talk to myself. Last night when my hubby went to bed I was here. When he woke up I was still here.
He just shook his head and said go to bed. Then he realized I had white stuff all over my hands so he asked what the heck did you do? I said I opened the desk drawer to use the white out and before he would let me finish he asked "so you painted yourself with white out?"

I said yes dumba##, I had nothing better to do so I started to paint myself with white out. Of course not, I opened the bottle and when I took the stick thing out all this white stuff came spilling out. So, he says great, you made a mess all over the desk. I said no

I cleaned it up with my hands, so I made a mess all over my hands. That is why they are white.
He said "go to bed".