Help needed on Marlboro contest question II

benoutwitted wrote:

Flumoxed wrote:

benoutwitted wrote:

howdy I'm back...did I miss anything good or our we still on the beaver subject???

We kinda lost our grip on the beaver ... thought Gus would be all over that ... poor guy must be out of sorts today.

if it was sedated...he's busy and a very happy camper...won't expect to hear from him til he gets a new one

Witty, I love the way you think. Will you be my queen of the Mardi Gross? :wink:

I forgot to open my Christmas cards. They are still on my counter.

All you know who won't let me take the Christmas Wreath that he bought down from our front door. All the neighbors think it is me because I am
the weird one. He does this every year. It stays there until like June or July

It makes me feel stupid 'cause it is not me.

oh ben you are too funny. I need your guts but look what happened last time I made him mad. Hmm there was free food, no laundry, TV. private room

Not a bad idea
Bad idea trust me

tryingtohelp wrote:

I forgot to open my Christmas cards. They are still on my counter.

All you know who won't let me take the Christmas Wreath that he bought down from our front door. All the neighbors think it is me because I am
the weird one. He does this every year. It stays there until like June or July

It makes me feel stupid 'cause it is not me.

tear the damn thing down...and tattoo on his forehead...Idiot...then they'll know who it really belongs to

benoutwitted wrote:

tryingtohelp wrote:

I forgot to open my Christmas cards. They are still on my counter.

All you know who won't let me take the Christmas Wreath that he bought down from our front door. All the neighbors think it is me because I am
the weird one. He does this every year. It stays there until like June or July

It makes me feel stupid 'cause it is not me.

tear the damn thing down...and tattoo on his forehead...Idiot...then they'll know who it really belongs to

The tattoo should read ToibI so he can read it in the mirror!!

ben It wasn't free. It was in the thousands.

By the way ....he'll have that snappy little reminder tattooed to remember his manners

benoutwitted wrote:

By the way ....he'll have that snappy little reminder tattooed to remember his manners

I think it's too late for him to learn anything about manners, maybe a Louisville slugger would help.

unclelarry wrote:

benoutwitted wrote:

By the way ....he'll have that snappy little reminder tattooed to remember his manners

I think it's too late for him to learn anything about manners, maybe a Louisville slugger would help.

i offered to give him a swift kick in the a**!!!!

benoutwitted wrote:

By the way ....he'll have that snappy little reminder tattooed to remember his manners

I think it's too late for him to learn anything about manners, maybe a Louisville slugger would help.

maybe you should go on the maury show and have him sent off to one the boot camps for bad hubbys!!!!

doing your own taxes bites!!!!

.... but does he have any redeeming qualities?