I recall the time I saw a particularly attractive looking sheep as I was making my way down the mountainside.
I eyed her and then in my most seductive voice I said, "Here, sheep sheep sheep! Here sheep sheep sheep.
The sound of my voice mesmerized the unsuspecting critter and she approached warily....
Wham! My hand shot out and I grabbed the bleating creature and threw her to the ground.
Then.... I had my way with her.
I'm sorry I had to tell this story, tryingtohep. I just wanted you to know what kind of person I was before we got too deeply involved.