Time for some humor

... marriage from the man's perspective:
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Sorry for that last one Angel ... :wink: