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Help needed on Marlboro contest question II

 
 
jeez
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:08 pm
This is so funny. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Horse, How's Tricks?

ROTFLMAO
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lizzard
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:08 pm
i think i am going to bed now it is after midnight
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:09 pm
yall do know that if you ignore "it" "it" will go away
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Cowgirly320
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:10 pm
horsefarm wrote:
Cowgirly320 wrote:
horsefarm wrote:
Cowgirly320 wrote:
horsefarm wrote:
lol howdy jeez


Hey Horsey, how's tricks??? Laughing Laughing Laughing
????????


HOW - ARE - YOU - DOING????? Laughing
IM - GOOD - AND - HOW - BOUT - YOU???? lolol......and who da he// is tricks? lol



Oops!!! That was lingo from my old "street walker" days. LOL
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:10 pm
jeez wrote:
This is so funny. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Horse, How's Tricks?

ROTFLMAO
shudup jeez Laughing Laughing Laughing and he// if i know Laughing
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lizzard
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:10 pm
horsefarm wrote:
yall do know that if you ignore "it" "it" will go away


that is why i am going to bed Laughing
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thanksforthehelp
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:11 pm
tryingtohelp
I called them to see how many people had called them after I posted the answer. Tomorrow, I'll post my answers at some other websites.

Maybe
Where did you go? Are you male or female?
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:12 pm
lizzard wrote:
horsefarm wrote:
yall do know that if you ignore "it" "it" will go away


that is why i am going to bed Laughing
not you wizzy Laughing your not it
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TTH
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:12 pm
lizzard wrote:
tryingtohelp wrote:
lizzard wrote:
tryingtohelp wrote:
lizzard wrote:
TTh if you dont mind...what are they saying you have? and yes i am all for living in the moment, but you also have to take care of yourself so you can get better.....i know you are not a religious kind of person, but pray.....


How do you know I am not religious?? Just curious. You are right I am not, but how did you know?


you told me....


oh Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed I don't remember.

What is not fixable.
"Thorocotomy is a procedure that allows the surgeon to directly view a lung, and the surrounding area. Additional procedures may be done, such as removing part or all of a lung if a mass is present. One or more chest tubes are placed in the chest temporarily to drain fluid and air after surgery"
Who is the hell wrote that? I bet you they never had it done. Try scraping the chest wall so it bleeds real bad and using an acid type of substance to make it bleed more. That way when they put the 2, not one, but 2 chest tubes in and reinflate the lung, the lung heals against the chest wall. Takes care of the pleural space since now there is none. Temporary?? Define temporary, the tubes were in for at least a week, forgot to mention they cut half your body open and if they can't stretch your ribs open enough they take them out. Oh, don't leave out the blood transfusion in case you lose too much blood. Never mind forgetting to tell you they cut your arm muscles so when you wake up and can't lift your arm then you know why. Never mind you spend 3 months in the hospital because they won't release you with a fever.
Now, where does the air go after both side are surgically fixed? Where do you think?? When it goes there, what does it do??? I am no doctor, but I bet you can at least guess and get it mostly right.


oh my all i can say is damn girl i just cannot imagine what you must be going through and practically all of your life...are you still seeing the same doctor cause i think i would switch...that is if i had that option...how horrible.....


Many drs. many surgeons, best of the best. Went to the lung transplant doc. he said too bad too sad.
He didn't really say that, but there is nothing to be done. My right lung is tearing away from my chest wall and is behind my sternum pushing into my left lung end result= left lung hits heart, heart stops.
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lizzard
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:12 pm
oh goodnight all...well mostly all Laughing Laughing
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:13 pm
nite nite wizzy...sweet niteMARES
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mayebe
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:14 pm
Hey TFTH it's mayebe (don't forget the extra e) I'm still here, just observing, as usual. And laughing my butt off. I'm just having fun, hope nobody's getting to offended. What made you decide to share #43. Nobody else did

SFPYSS
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lizzard
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:14 pm
tryingtohelp wrote:
lizzard wrote:
tryingtohelp wrote:
lizzard wrote:
tryingtohelp wrote:
lizzard wrote:
TTh if you dont mind...what are they saying you have? and yes i am all for living in the moment, but you also have to take care of yourself so you can get better.....i know you are not a religious kind of person, but pray.....


How do you know I am not religious?? Just curious. You are right I am not, but how did you know?


you told me....


oh Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed I don't remember.

What is not fixable.
"Thorocotomy is a procedure that allows the surgeon to directly view a lung, and the surrounding area. Additional procedures may be done, such as removing part or all of a lung if a mass is present. One or more chest tubes are placed in the chest temporarily to drain fluid and air after surgery"
Who is the hell wrote that? I bet you they never had it done. Try scraping the chest wall so it bleeds real bad and using an acid type of substance to make it bleed more. That way when they put the 2, not one, but 2 chest tubes in and reinflate the lung, the lung heals against the chest wall. Takes care of the pleural space since now there is none. Temporary?? Define temporary, the tubes were in for at least a week, forgot to mention they cut half your body open and if they can't stretch your ribs open enough they take them out. Oh, don't leave out the blood transfusion in case you lose too much blood. Never mind forgetting to tell you they cut your arm muscles so when you wake up and can't lift your arm then you know why. Never mind you spend 3 months in the hospital because they won't release you with a fever.
Now, where does the air go after both side are surgically fixed? Where do you think?? When it goes there, what does it do??? I am no doctor, but I bet you can at least guess and get it mostly right.


oh my all i can say is damn girl i just cannot imagine what you must be going through and practically all of your life...are you still seeing the same doctor cause i think i would switch...that is if i had that option...how horrible.....


Many drs. many surgeons, best of the best. Went to the lung transplant doc. he said too bad too sad.
He didn't really say that, but there is nothing to be done. My right lung is tearing away from my chest wall and is behind my sternum pushing into my left lung end result= left lung hits heart, heart stops.


you will be in my thoughts and prayers Smile
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:16 pm
I have never been this confused about anything in my life as I am about the forum tonight. What the he// are you ppl talking about? Is there anyone here that even knows who they are talking to? Laughing
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thanksforthehelp
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:16 pm
What did I do to make everyone so upset with me. I didn't say anything mean about anyone, ever. I was simply posting the answers that everyone had been asking for and nobody was willing to give, even though the contest is over.


SARTF
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TTH
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:16 pm
jeez wrote:
TTH, that sounds horrifying. I really can't imagine where the air goes if it's not in your lungs. I don't understand this at all. It does sound like someone screwed up royally and I would sure have a different surgeon, even if you are comfortable with your regular doctor.

I would be thinking lawsuit, BIG TIME!


No, I am not that type of person, they did the best they could and know how. Research it. See if you know how they can fix it, I don't know, the docs don't know. Not textbook, if it were then they could. unfortunately docs don't have all the answers. They did the best they could and know how. So,
it isn't their fault.
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TTH
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:18 pm
thanksforthehelp wrote:
FYI: You can get a Bachelor's Degree at a College. Look up the difference between College and University. As for spelling mistakes and such, that's what secretaries are for. I don't have the time or inclination to bother with spell check.

You guys are just upset that I didn't share the right answers before the contest ended.

PLRAFLD


University of online major in scam artist Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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TTH
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:18 pm
horsefarm wrote:
yall do know that if you ignore "it" "it" will go away


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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thanksforthehelp
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:18 pm
Mayebe - sorry I spelled your user name wrong. Like I said, spelling is for secretaries.

Are you it?

SETP
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mayebe
 
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Reply Wed 20 Dec, 2006 11:20 pm
Tag- you're it! And I am still here
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