Flumoxed wrote:Hey Ben ... you filled up yer dance card yet?
nope still got one or two spots left..
hornin yall....my computer went nutz last night....a2k just stoped workin for me but today it seems fine i hope lol.....coonie i can suture that knee for ya....i promis i know what im doin
(((((((Horsey)))))) good morning to ya
well i cant stay on i gotta go to the farm and work out some more horse papers.....i will bbl
Oh its not like its the 1st time i've done it, it'll be ok.. And Wit, i wanna spot that you have left.....
I've got to go pull myself together for the day ...I'll check in after I take little one to school...have a good one
Ok i will take that one tooooo !!!!!!!! I get the 1st and the last..
Ponderings - A break from the usual :wink:
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Ox, that was almost philosophical.
Do I need to apologize or take a bow?
I'm heading to the airport, I'll see you after I clean security. I just love these 3 day work weeks. Thank God I've only got to do this for a couple more weeks.
A bow is definitely in order.
Ooops ... almost started to bend over fer that bow ... then remembered where I was. Unkie you never bend over in here! :wink:
Is everybody still out to lunch?
This One's fer Coon! :wink:
THE TEXAN
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a Texan with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the Texan if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The Texan grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankye ma'am-!! Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
She said, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
Welcome back Unkie!
I'm boarding now talk to ya later.
Oxie that was a good one...
