Help needed on Marlboro contest question II

howdy whitie

no oxie his name is Benny....he had that sign on for like an hour and about 50 farmers seen it hahahahahahaha they still mess with him about it hahahaha

well yall i gotta go take care of stuff in the barn bbl

I'm back. That was a major waste of time. OK, Ox I've got one for you. So sit back, relax ans smoke'em if ya got'em.
When I was in college some of my friends and I were sitting in a bar when someone suggested that we go skiing. Since it was snowing out and there were a lot of girls at the ski lodge, and because we were drinking it seemed like a good idea (at the time).
When we got to the ski resort we felt a little out of place. We were wearing our street clothes, (jeans, light jackets, sneakers) not fancy, glow-in the-dark, ski apparel. Oh yeah, and we didn't have any skis, and did I mention that we had been drinking?
So we rented skis, and got on the lift to go up the mountain. Did I mention that we had been drinking? We got to the top of the mountain and prepared to decent to the bottom of the mountain, and we had been drinking. You know the effects the the cold air and beer can have on one's kidney's? Well, this realization hit me about about half way down the trail. I thought that rather than wait five minutes until I got to the lodge I would make a pit stop along the way. BIG MISTAKE. When I was not quite finished I started sliding backwards, back onto the trail. Somehow I managed to turn around and tried to put myself back together, and I was wrong, it was less than a minute down to the lodge. I did not have time to put everything back where it belonged, until I pulled myself out of the snowbank that was in front of the crowded deck that was in front of the bar.

UNKIE LARRY!

ROTFLMAO

Oh I forgot to mention ... GOD BLESS BEER!

horsefarm, I like you, I really do, you seem like a decent kind of person, but as I read your story I slowly lifted my 357 Magnum upwards and placed it to my temple.

I wanted to blow my brains out. I just could not stand reading any more of your story.

But then... a sense of calm came over me and I placed the pistol on the table.

I finished reading the story and, well... I just feel like throwing out one of these emoticons....



So... there you have it. We are one.

Thank you for the baptism, horsefarm.

I love you. And I now feel like a complete man.

That's not the embarassing part!!

Unkie...I swear you crack me up ...that was great

hidy gus...how ya been...stayin' away from the liquor I hope

Do you want to hear the rest??

Could someone please tell me what unclelarry is talking about?

I do hope he isn't telling a story about being caught in a snowbank, after a ski accident, and having his exposed penis thrusting upwards.

Cause if he is saying that.... my ass is outta here.

I have no tolerance for that kind of tale.

please...I've been waiting patiently *snicker...snicker*

I am tipping a bottle of Old Crow as we speak.

Oh c'mon Gus...lighten up...at least his version isn't practically X-rated :wink:

Ya know gus...most of us has told our age on here...that's the least you can do...how old are you anyway...please give me a different mental picture than that pic of yours

I am 93 but could easily pass for an 88-year old.

I like the picture of Gus, it suits his attitude real good.

What is your picture, oopsididitagain?

It looks sick. And twisted.

Are you a serial killer?

Reeaalllly...hhhmmm...I kinda thought you would be a "little" younger...even though you won't spill any "true" info about yourself...we still luv you {{{(((GUSY)))}}}