me: need $10K
brother: me too!
Changed my password; now I'm screwed.
man is what she/he believes
I raised an eyebrow. Not mine.
What's for breakfast? Wondered Grendel. Danish!
Cadavers and electricity equal, "It's alive!"
He smiled. And ten million died.
He died. And ten million smiled.
He died. Friends he'd inspired cried.
*Endy let me guess- you're eulogizing George Bush here....But seriously, Edgar and Endy- your entries made me think how interesting it would be to have a collection of short stories which were eulogies- different characters, settings, plots (deaths) but the narrator in each one would be the eulogizer, giving his/her take of the person's life and it the effect of both his/her life and death- or you could have the same character dying and a series of people eulogizing- showing all the differing ways in which this person had functioned in his/her own little world- fascinating.
What I hope my eulogy isn't:
She died before she'd fully imbibed. (life)
Quote:*Endy let me guess- you're eulogizing George Bush here....
Actually - It was a simple play on Edgar's words - I just saw it could be turned around. Couldn't resist.
Split the atom
Then blew it
blew the atom, and split it.
chewed the atom and spit it
He mulled the snuff; spat it.
Ate the stuff and shat it
smoked dope and deeply regretted it
Puffed the herb, lost my job
Lost job. Will work for food.
old man smiles Welcome to Walmart
Heart for sale. Husband's. Never used.
I didn't mean to copy Ernest Hemingway's but I guess I kinda did. But only partly.
