Explosive Ass

Rectum? Nearly killed 'im!

Has anyone seen Lord Ellpus today?

Hmmm. I thought this was going to be a new terrorist ploy, like an antegrade development from the car bomb. Aw, well.

Somewhere there are a whole bunch of frogs celebrating.

I don't think it was a British idea. Only an American would come up with something so stupid. (Jackass, the movie)

Leave it to a Brit to be a little too tight assed to do it right.

what the.................




a FIRE WORK






in his ass?!?








natural selection at its finest..

It doesn't rise to the stupidity of a bottle rocket in the ass, as seen a while ago on YouTube....

My impression in the version of the story that reyn posted was that it was a bottle rocket, not a firecracker. A couple of the boys shoot bottle rockets from their asses in the first Jackass movies. (I think they're in Seattle at the time; it looks like they're on the deck of a condo over Lake Union. Might be elsewhere, though.)

I think there are multiple bottle rockets out the ass videos.

Who would even think of this?

People in that habit of putting things in their ass and playing with fireworks.




Or maybe it's a Reese's chocolate-and-peanut-butter sort of thing. If you'll excuse the visual.