I need help on a disscion!

Go with USC. You'll get laid more often.

You mean, that's why they're called Trojans?

From the nature of your request, it appears quality of education is not a paramount factor in your calculations. Still, while all else being equal USC does have significantly higher academic standing than does Phoenix (something some employers - and most grad schools, should it ever come to that - weight relatively heavilly), Gus makes a valid point; along with an academic ranking near the top, USC has a long-established and well-earned reputation as one of the planet's premiere party schools.

I'm curious - when did universities start "drafting" players? I'm pretty sure that's not condoned by the NCAA. However, since the University of Phoenix has no football team (at least, as far as I know), I'm thinking that this thread lacks considerable relevance. By any chance, were the Arizona State Sun Devils the intended target? In any event, all Pac-10 school have some sort of minimal academic standards, or at least claim to, and I'm pretty sure they are higher, at least in the area of the English language, than the original post can meet.

This UCLA person will keep her mouth shut for a change, on USC's merits, in part because I agree with cowdoc.