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Funny Video to combat Atheists

 
 
Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:21 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878&q=genre%3Areligious+atheist

Wow!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:26 pm
Damn, that was funny.

Plantains were made for dwarfs, I suppose.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:31 pm
Kirk always was a comedian.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:33 pm
I watched that clip, got up from my chair, walked to the kitchen, pulled a knife from the drawer, and drove it into my thigh. Repeatedly.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:33 pm
I'm glad I'm tipped off to the pending combat, though. That's a right neighborly way to conduct oneself, I think.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:36 pm
Ray Comfort? It sounds like a porn name.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:38 pm
Maybe soft porn
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:39 pm
Maybe it's Ray Cumfort.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:39 pm
In the hard stuff he would be Ray The Impaler
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:40 pm
I only managed to get about an eighth the way through it... tell me what happened!!!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:41 pm
I had to turn it off in embarassment when Ray brought out the banana, and explained how it was ideally suited to the human hand, which must be proof of God's own guiding hand.

But I figured the next step was to put a condom on the banana, and that's the sort of Christian combat I cannot abide.
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maporsche
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 05:54 pm
patiodog wrote:
I had to turn it off in embarassment when Ray brought out the banana, and explained how it was ideally suited to


That was great wasn't it.

What more proof could anyone want?

It got better and more entertaining when they started to interview atheists and challenge them. They found some of the most non-intellectual, poor-debating people I've seen defend their position.

The war is coming my friends........
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:13 pm
I've just sent this video to a bunch of my friends. It is my way of saving them from burning in hell.

Thank you, maporsche. You have performed an admiral service here today.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:14 pm
I couldn't get past the whole "It takes more faith to be an athiest than a--" <click>
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:19 pm
God, that banana part was awesome. (Oh, and I really am thanking god for designing such a freaking hilarious video.)

Now someone explain to me why I shouldn't be super pissed at God that he designed oranges to squirt me in the eye, take forever to peel, and be an awkward fit in my hand...
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:19 pm
The big problem with religion is there are so many of these folk giving it a bad name.
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:21 pm
cyphercat wrote:
God, that banana part was awesome. (Oh, and I really am thanking god for designing such a freaking hilarious video.)

Now someone explain to me why I shouldn't be super pissed at God that he designed oranges to squirt me in the eye, take forever to peel, and be an awkward fit in my hand...
Yeah, but you're only a cat. . .

If you had fingers, the orange would be perfect, too.
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maporsche
 
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Reply Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:26 pm
You know what's really funny......

You KNOW that some churches are replaying this video to their parishioners to this day, and I guarantee you most of them are buying it and converting people (simple minded people I'll admit) with these techniques.

Actually, that's not funny, it's probably the most un-funny thing I've thought of recently.

We atheists/agnostics need better marketing tools.

And Kirk Cameron, we definitely need Kirk Cameron.
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megamanXplosion
 
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Reply Thu 12 Oct, 2006 09:18 am
The bananas you buy in stores are mutated clones, chosen because they were seedless and easy to eat. They would not survive in the wild. The wild bananas, of which the bananas do have seeds and the flowers can be pollinated, are inedible.

So much for the perfect design talk...
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Thu 12 Oct, 2006 09:33 am
and all this time I thought there was no such thing as God!
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