@hingehead,
Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90%
... Percentage of mammal species that are: 3%
You can't count your hair.
Laugh out loud ... And the world laughs with you.
Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason ... And they'll leave you alone.
... Broken pencils are pointless
... 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
... Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
... A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
... Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Useless knowledge becomes great conversation starters. (;