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Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:10 am
When you become a vegetarian your poop stops stinking..... but this is only temporary.
there is little more wonderful than the smell of a freshly opened jar of peanut butter.
Girls can use any old toilet paper, but guys need Ultra Charmin and plenty of it.
A smoot is a unit of measurement equal to five feet, seven inches.
I learned how to make a lanyard in summer camp.......but since then I have not figured out how to incorporate those things into my life.
Phoenix32890 wrote:I learned how to make a lanyard in summer camp.......but since then I have not figured out how to incorporate those things into my life.
We have to wear ID badges at work.
I once put mine on a lanyard my daughter had made as a kid.
It was yellow and pink.
Hermione was horrified to find out that not only had I kept it, I wore it to work.
Your right nostril registers pleasant smells, and your left nostril nastier smells.
George wrote:Phoenix32890 wrote:I learned how to make a lanyard in summer camp.......but since then I have not figured out how to incorporate those things into my life.
We have to wear ID badges at work.
I once put mine on a lanyard my daughter had made as a kid.
It was yellow and pink.
Hermione was horrified to find out that not only had I kept it, I wore it to work.
Learning how to horrify you kids can hardly be considered useless.
I learned that McTag has gone for a flu jab and I'm damned if I can shift it so that the fertile empty space which was there before in my head can be more usefully employed later.
Monkeys "go for your eyes" - the wisdom of my Nana.
just recently i learned what a lanyard was, and that soccer playing dogs wear them to work
wait a minute, wouldn't that be a leash
The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked.
11 of the 12 men to have walked on the moon were scouts.
Why did they need scouts? There were no others but them on the moon.
Among the inventions China has given the world are: paper, the wheelbarrow, the clock, gun powder, and the compass.
Everything in my French degree, truly useless and mostly boring. I only enjoyed the Romance Philology.
seibentage wrote:The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked.
Athletes in ancient olympic games were naked. This soon became a problem in track competitions involving relay teams. ("Hey, that's not the baton!")
Parsley is the most widely used herb in the world.
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