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Fri 29 Sep, 2006 11:21 pm
So whats your favorate random quotes?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."
"If you live to be a 100 years old, I want to live to be a 100 minus one day, so that I don't ever have to live a day without you."
~Winnie The Pooh
" Even though there are other fish in the sea, you are my Nemo"
"Out damn spot! Out!"
"Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder & your hand over my mouth"
Author Unknown
"GREETINGS. I AM RA-DOM. I MEAN YOU NO HARM. BRING ME SOME PIE."
~Radom
Ak ak ak - Space Invaders, or something.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. - Groucho Marx
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Im lovin Oscar.
We live in a world when unnecessary things are our only necessity.
Oscar Wilde, a man ahead of his time.
To thine own self be true-Shakespeare.
He either fears his fate too much,
Or his desserts are small,
That dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all.
James, Earl of Montrose
Random Quotes eh?
Well then.. Here I go:
Pie's can't have babies - White Ninja Comics
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. - Homer Simpson
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the *bleep* he wants. - Random I know, and I know that the Chuck Norris fad is long over, but some them are oh so funny. LOL......???
Life is Sacred? Who says so? God? If you read history, you'll find that God is the leading cause of death...
...Look at what we kill :
Mosquito's and Flies, 'cuz they're pests.
Chickens and Pigs, 'cuz we're hungry.
Lions and Tigers, 'cuz it's fun!
Pheasant and Quail, 'cuz it's fun, AND we're hungry.
and people! We kill people!
'Cuz they're pests.... AND it's fun!
- George Carlin
Giles: For as long as there has been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One...
Buffy : He loves doing this part.
Giles: All right. The Slayer hunts vampires. Buffy is a Slayer. Don't tell anyone.
i've always loved this one. it's just funny.
Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say ... I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.
(yes, i am addicted to Buffy)
Buffy: I don't suppose you've got a key on you?
Angel: They really don't like me dropping in.
Buffy: Why not?
Angel: They really don't like me.
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