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URGENT WARNING FOR ALL OZZIANS!!!!

 
 
Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 11:50 am
BEWARE OF EXPLODING CANE TOADS


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Bottled toads have explosive potential
By Greg McLean
September 19, 2006 09:42am


GARDENERS who bought liquid fertiliser made from cane toads have been warned the product may spontaneously explode in storage. FrogWatch NT gave the warning yesterday for people who have bought bottles of their product ToadJus after reports of them exploding.

Co-ordinator Graeme Sawyer said customers who have not yet used the liquid fertiliser should take the pressure off by unscrewing the cap half a turn. "Otherwise the bottle may explode, or leak, potentially covering the garden shed with an evil-smelling, sticky liquid," he said. "While it's easy to wash off and harmless it could be annoying if the bottle has been placed on a kitchen shelf or in the house. "We don't need to go to product recall - the ToadJus is fine but the pressure needs to be relieved if bottles are being kept for later use. "I would particularly warn people against sending the novelty product to friends through the post."

ToadJus was launched at the Garden Festival Spectacular with more than 300 bottles sold this year. "We were keen to make ToadJus available to garden enthusiasts because there had been a lot of interest," Mr Sawyer said. "But the batch sold was very young and, it now seems, still undergoing residual fermentation. "We have another thousand or so bottles in storage that have had all their caps loosened, and in future the product will be vat stored for two months to ensure fermentation is complete."

In better news, volunteers rounded up 200 toads at Darwin River Dam and Howard Springs last Friday.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 12:06 pm
I don't want to know how toads are converted to toad juice. This is probably somehow related to the volunteer toad wranglers at the Darwin River Dam.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 12:08 pm
Calling all Ozzies and Harriets, toads will explode. Stop killing them for fertilizer. Use kangaroos instead.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 12:18 pm
is this some sort of antipodean drink?

fermented cane toad juice

with coke and ice

delicious

if you are aus
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 01:20 pm
I understand its the perfect complement to Vegemite ... served straight up or over ice Laughing
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 01:31 pm
roger wrote:
I don't want to know how toads are converted to toad juice. This is probably somehow related to the volunteer toad wranglers at the Darwin River Dam.


You just use a toad press, roger. Nothing fancy.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 01:44 pm
Roger just has to make everything complicated.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 07:42 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Use kangaroos instead.


Enough of that sort of rubbish thank- you - very- much!



I've seen a cane toad explode when i was a kid.

Stick a fire cracker up his arse.

I told a teacher and she said "rectum" dadpad "rectum"

I said, "sure did miss", blew the crap out of 'im.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 07:50 pm
Misunderstood again. I meant to say "I do NOT want to know. . . "
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 08:18 pm
Geez! I thought everyone knew you couldn't bottle toad juice......
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 09:16 pm
littlek wrote:
Geez! I thought everyone knew you couldn't bottle toad juice......

Well, everybody 'cept for Ozzians ... figures they'd be the ones to give it a try Mr. Green
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 10:19 pm
timberlandko wrote:
littlek wrote:
Geez! I thought everyone knew you couldn't bottle toad juice......

Well, everybody 'cept for Ozzians ... figures they'd be the ones to give it a try Mr. Green


We gave everything else a try and lets not forget where bufos marinas is native too.

Cane toad "The Movie"

cane toad purse

Toad Racing

Toad Hat

cane toad keyring
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 10:23 pm
There has been fierce debate over the best way to kill a cane toad since federal MP Dave Tollner last year called on locals to pick up their golf clubs and turn the eradication of the pest into a new blood sport.

In a bizarre twist, the RSPCA this week suggested residents try wiping haemorrhoid cream on the toad Shocked - to have an anaesthetising effect - then putting them into the freezer.


rotflmao
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 10:30 pm
dadpad wrote:
edgarblythe wrote:
Use kangaroos instead.


Enough of that sort of rubbish thank- you - very- much!



I've seen a cane toad explode when i was a kid.

Stick a fire cracker up his arse.

I told a teacher and she said "rectum" dadpad "rectum"

I said, "sure did miss", blew the crap out of 'im.


The punch-line I heard was. "Rectum, hell! It kilt 'im."
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Sep, 2006 10:34 pm
MA
Never let the truth get in the way of a good Yarn.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 24 Sep, 2006 11:04 am
hey hey usa
Quote:
Europe have thrashed the USA 18½-9½ to win the Ryder Cup for a record third time in a row after dominating the singles at the K Club in Ireland.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 24 Sep, 2006 11:41 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
hey hey usa
Quote:
Europe have thrashed the USA 18½-9½ to win the Ryder Cup for a record third time in a row after dominating the singles at the K Club in Ireland.


It's golf, Steve.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 07:07 am
Steve 41oo wrote:
hey hey usa
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Europe have thrashed the USA 18½-9½ to win the Ryder Cup for a record third time in a row after dominating the singles at the K Club in Ireland.

Damned beeteaters!
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 27 Sep, 2006 09:14 pm
Great, now I suppose I won't be allowed to take cane toads in my carry-on luggage when I fly. Sad
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 28 Sep, 2006 07:49 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
hey hey usa
Quote:
Europe have thrashed the USA 18½-9½ to win the Ryder Cup for a record third time in a row after dominating the singles at the K Club in Ireland.


It's golf, Steve.
Indeed it is tico, indeed it is. Cool
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