smorgs wrote:Ellpus, I have recently acquired a small (very discreet) tattoo...
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You can post the photo tomorrow morning, when only Ellpus and I'm are online.
<Ellpus gets alarm clock and diary out...runs off to find pen>
...but that would mean going back to ebay and getting a tripod and an extra bright flash thingy!
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You'll do that for us, won't you?
I mean, only if it really shouldn't work otherwise.
I've got a picture of my bush too........
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Imaginine the fevered scrolling that just went on!
Boys.... as if!
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Hmm, should be microchipped, with name, address and contact number as well.
smorgs wrote:
Prince (some day my Prince will cum),
Quite right too! Surprised you have ANY friends, being a homosexual annaal, you should seek treatment for your mental illness, change your ways... and if you play your cards right - I could be heavy with your child by Spring. Ain't that a thought! I'll be very gentle with you, AND I'd let you decorate the nursery. Hey, we could call our love-child 'Smince'!
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Well - this should be good!