Shame...
I AM single!
(too chuby, I fear, for American tastes)
Oh well, back to the machinery...
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Chubby schmubby.....so...let's recap.
12" x 10.....requires batteries.
Is it a mega turbo purple ribbed knobbler from the "Mr Bendy" range of leisure enhancers?
The 'thing' in the parcel has kept me very distracted for hours...
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A Digital Camera - bought on ebay...
It's brilliant!
I'm snappy happy - did you see phot of mois pussy?
Good quality - if only I could change the date!
I was very pleased with the service - and shall give good feedback.
Have you ever purchased from the said site, good Prince?
xxx
smorgs wrote:A Digital Camera - bought on ebay...
It's brilliant!
I'm snappy happy - did you see phot of mois pussy?
Good quality - if only I could change the date!
I was very pleased with the service - and shall give good feedback.
Have you ever purchased from the said site, good Prince?
xxx
Errr...umm....yeah, I think abt 3-4 years ago, I purchased a couple of DVDs which I really wanted, but could not find it in the shops.
And as far asthe shot of yr pussy is concerned..errrr...ummm....you know....
smorgs wrote:
I'm snappy happy - did you see phot of mois pussy?
Good quality - if only I could change the date!......
You mean that there is a date on your pussy?
BLOODY HELL! Is it some sort of tattoo or something?
If so, did it hurt?
the prince wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:
If so, did it hurt?
Ask the pussy
Will it understand me? Will we be using the same tongue?
Other got banned on other sites for such ...
I thought you must be an expert in pussy speak, considering the amount of cathouses you frequent?
Walter Hinteler wrote:Other got banned on other sites for such ...
For talking to cats?
Must have been a dog lover's site, or something.
the prince wrote:I thought you must be an expert in pussy speak, considering the amount of cathouses you frequent?
Yes, I do a lot of charitable work for the local rescue centre.
You would have been impressed with the size of the offering I raised, only last week!
Lord Ellpus wrote:
For talking to cats?
Na, for talking
about pussies ... (not even that a date was on them)
Walter Hinteler wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:
For talking to cats?
Na, for talking
about pussies ... (not even that a date was on them)
Personally, I think that all pussies should be microchipped, with name, address and contact number.
I will keep quiet now. If I get banned, I will lose contact with the only friends I have
Walter, I WAS tempted to put my pussy on the Baltimore Sun thing...
Thought I may get comments about my lack of decorum AGAIN!
...but I don't care - some people are just too prudy for my taste.
Ellpus, I have recently acquired a small (very discreet) tattoo...
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Prince (some day my Prince will cum),
Quite right too! Surprised you have ANY friends, being a homosexual annaal, you should seek treatment for your mental illness, change your ways... and if you play your cards right - I could be heavy with your child by Spring. Ain't that a thought! I'll be very gentle with you, AND I'd let you decorate the nursery. Hey, we could call our love-child 'Smince'!
xxx
